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Tessa 1-844-332-2639 ext. 445

My favorite uncle is visiting! Now, what’s better than family bonding? Not much really, is probably the best answer. If you’re like me, these are the moments in life that I like to slow down for, and be in the moment with. Every minute counts during these adventures. I remember in my younger years, it was just such a fun time when we all got together and did something like camping. Even family dinners were some of our best times to get together, laugh, run around, and well, the other non-mentionables.

We all got older, and have our own stuff going on now; we made our own family’s and have such little time. Still, there’s no excuse. You have to make time for family. So my favorite Uncle calls me up, and I was so excited just to hear his voice. He mentioned he would be in town and wanted to have dinner. I was so excited I could almost feel my pussy tingling with joy! You know it’s got a mind of its own. Remember when I said non-mentionables? Yeah, we’ll get into that in a minute here. Oh what extra curricular fun we had back in those days.

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Still sitting in the hot tub, I cannot believe this spa menu. Not to mention the prices, thank goodness Daniel gave me his black card.

First, I booked The Ultimate Escape package which included a massage, facial, manicure, and pedicure. Second, I added Whistler’s Signature Treatment, which included a body wrap and scrub, access to their baths, and a luxurious hair and scalp treatment. In addition, I added a foot and back treatment. This spa day was going to cost Daniel an easy $1,500 CAN and that wasn’t even including an automatic 17% gratuity. 

Knowing I didn’t need to get dolled up for the spa, I tried to find something comfortable to wear. Settling on a light blue vintage Juicy Couture tracksuit with nothing underneath, I slipped on my white waterproof Ugg boots. 

Next, I grabbed my white Marc Jacobs tote and my room key and headed for the spa. 

Walking into the Four Seasons Whistler Spa, I was blown away. The smell was the first thing that hit me. Not being able to quite identify it, it smelt woodsy with hints of ginger, cedar, and plum,  it was amazing. 

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Mila 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 220

You know, I miss having exhibition calls. I don’t get them enough! Public fucking? Amazing! It’s the height of adventure. Lots of guys message me asking what I wanna do. And the answer is anything they want, really. I love being spontaneous. But part of that is… spontaneous anywhere. If you wanna make my day, come talk to me about fucking in public. Even if it’s just at a fetish or sex club. That’s good enough for me baby! Imagine walking in on a couple of freaky kinksters getting it on! I would simply have to get in on the excitement. And I would love to have someone join my adventure.

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

For a while, I had been seeing this guy named Daniel.

The last time we had met, we fucked in an Igloo. When I left, he handed me a red envelope with a monogrammed “D”, I couldn’t wait to find out what my next adventure would be.

Daniel had instructed me to wait until after the New Year to open it.

So, after New Year’s, I am sitting in my bedroom with the envelope in my hands, eagerly anticipating what is inside. Slowly, I press down on the wax seal, it cracks, and the envelope pops open.

The note inside read as follows, “We’re going to a Nordic Spa, I’m not telling you where. Be ready for the helicopter tonight at 5:00 pm. I will meet you there”.

Being a Canadian, of course, I love Nordic Spas. There are Nordic spas all over the world and they tend to operate on the same principle: hot, warm, cold, rest, repeat. Continue reading “Jemma’s at a Nordic Spa” →

Tessa 1-844-332-2639 ext. 445

What’s one of those hot fantasy’s that you don’t ever want to admit to anyone, ever? Well, Tessa has one of them.I’m only divulging here cause it’s where I spill it all. I have this really dark and super naughty fantasy of having the riskiest sex ever. I’m not on any type of birth control, and something about the thought of getting pregnant just makes my pussy wetter than wet. This dirty little slut likes it risky.

Now of course I realize how risky, how completely immature, how irresponsible this is in “real life”. But I mean, that’s why it’s so hot to me. That’s exactly why I get so turned on by it. Imagine, that dick is just looking up at my pussy. It wants to be inside of it so bad. Like crazy bad. And I’m almost dripping at this point. I’m hovering up above, on top of you, and I’m wiggling my pussy up just an inch of so above your cock. I have to let you know that my pussy is teasing you so bad. But I can’t say it. It’s pussy talk.

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Jemma’s Worth

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Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Disgusting, dirty, nasty worthless. A repugnant, worthless whore, that’s what I am. 

Having been run through so many times by so many guys, who would ever want this repulsive, stretched-out pussy? 

Nasty whore.

No one does, because everyone knows I am a worthless whore who deserves nothing. 

I’ve felt horrible my entire life, always knowing I was worth absolutely nothing. Everyone has made me feel like this. Everyone I have ever met.

No one would want to be with someone like me.

Throughout my entire life, no one has ever made me feel like I am good enough. I could try, to make friends, or have normal relationships with people.

It doesn’t work though. People take one look at me and know I am a disgusting worthless whore.

I feel like my life is meaningless and I am a vile waste of space.

I am insignificant to most people unless they want to use one of my holes. That’s the only thing I am good for.

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Mila 1-844-332-2639 Ext. 220

New year, same sexy lady! Still on the prowl for new and used cock! I would put an advertisement for what I am looking for, but my acceptable cocks list is too broad! Small, stupid-looking things. Monstrous, eye-watering throbbing ones. And the people those cocks would be attached to? Even more broad. Little sissies who want to suck BBC, or guys who have the BBC. Too many guys, too little time. So, anyone with a cock or sissy cunt is someone that I would be interested in. Putting up an advertisement asking for a coffee table is much simpler than one for goons.

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Cucked By The Babysitter

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I’ve been Babysitting for the Petersons for as long as I can remember. Mr. Perterson is an average Dad. Kind of round about his middle, and he gets nervous around me. When I hug him, he blushes and quickly tries to cover his crotch. They are about to move away, and I’m sad I won’t get to sit for them anymore, but I thought, “What could be a good going away gift for Mr. Peterson?”

I called my friend Jeremy and asked if he’d like to help me get Mr. Peterson cucked by the babysitter as his going-away gift. He laughed and said he’d do anything for me (The case with most men in my life.)

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Tessa 1-844-332-2639 ext. 445

Oh how I love mentally sifting through memories from way back in the day. I remember those fun days where we would all do something really exciting as a family. By the end of the day we were so spent, and were running on fumes. But the one thing that always sticks out now that I’m older is how we would bond, different from other family’s. But Tessa’s family kisses were so unique, in their own distorted dysfunctional way. I didn’t know this though, until years later.

Mommy and daddy would kiss us before we went to bed. She would lay us down. Sometimes we would play like we were sleeping under the stars, and brother and I would camp out. She would kiss us good night and daddy too. Those kisses paved the way into our later lives.

The first thing she would teach me was to gently stick out my tongue, and barely touch hers. Then we would massage them together for a little bit. Daddy would do the same thing with us. And then brother and I would do it too with each other. And that would be part of the way we sometimes showed one another love and affection.

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Santa Visits Tami

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Tami had been very naughty all year round. He was on Santa’s naughty list, but mommy Anna had begged Santa to give Tami a break, she was calling Santa every day insisting what a good girl Tami was being. Finally, with a little slutty persuasion, Santa gave in to Anna’s pleas.

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