Category: evil villaneous phonesex

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This man broke into the wrong house. BWAHAHAHA some idiot decided it would be a very smart idea to break into a witch’s house. I’m sure he didn’t know that a witch lived here but your breaking into someone’s house I feel like you get what you get. This poor dude got a ticked off witch work up in the middle of the night to hearing a man’s voice confused at all the herb bottles and cauldrons and crystals everywhere.

The funny thing is he was looking for valuables. I can promise so of the spells he passed over were more valuable than any bank vault. The poor sap just didn’t know what he was missing. The only thing that saved him from me just destroying him was that all in all he was attractive. So he gets to be welcomed into my harem of men.

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Bobbing for apples is not something we do in France. It was something that I thought was so strange when I would come and spend time with my father here in America. First of all, why are the apples in the water in the first place? I do wonder who dropped a bunch of apples in a bucket and decided to retrieve them with their mouth.

But I digress; I am always on the lookout for something that I can use to make the things I do more diverse and satisfying. So yes, I am going to turn this American Halloween tradition into a sexy fun kinky way for me to have fun with a client. My client is a sissy one of my favorite kinks to play with because there is such a variety.

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XXX  Collette  XXX  1-844-332-2639  ext 383

You’re nothing but a crazy stalker.  You can’t get enough of my twitter posts.  I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m somehow programmed on your twitter that I soon as I click “post” it jolts your phone and notifies you.  In reality, I’m the one who’s programmed you through mindfucking you, through poisoning your mind.

You sit there like a crazy pathetic stalker wanting to know what I do every second of the day.  Why do you do this?  It’s simple.  It’s because you crave for me to somehow notice you.  But you know damn well that I will never date a man like you. Continue reading “Stalker Phoesex with Collette” →

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Like a lot of women, my favorite Halloween movie is the nightmare before Christmas. I love the cute little story between Jack and Sally. I’ve always wondered what would have happened though if Jack acted like the King he was. A king can have anyone he wants. What if he wanted Sally and she wasn’t ready for all the things Jack had in mind for her?

Being the cute little doll, she is and Jack being the ultimate bone would have a boner from hell to give her. He could rip her open at her seems anywhere making him a hole to fuck all over her body. Weak as she probably is there is nothing, she could do to stop him from anything he wanted to do to her. Even if she tried, he is the king and the king always gets what he wants.

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Being a bad witch doesn’t mean I am out to get you. It just means I am out to get what I want. That I don’t really care who is in my way. I have a spell for that. Sometimes though it’s really a win-win. You might just be on the getting side of a spell of mine.

Perfect example; Halloween is coming. I have lots of spells and rituals planned out. I have most everything I need to do what I need to do. There are just some things that a witch doesn’t have in her witchy spell cabinet. Sexual desire is one of them. Desire fades once it has been released from the body. So, this is an ingredient that has to be well let’s say farm to table.

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How I use my sissy hook is very easy to explain. When you enter my basement of BDSM, you’ll be introduced to many stations. I’ll usually start you at the spanking bench for pegging, or the milking table for tease and denial.

That shiny sissy hook in the middle of the next room is always what every whore has their eye on. It is a beautifully constructed, thick chain-linked, slut torture hook. It has many functions, (all of which serve me purposefully and completely) while making you the sissified center of attention!

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You want her, don’t you? You want that sexy blond next door. Your wife hasn’t noticed yet how you look out of the windows as often as you can just to try and catch a glimpse of her. Her bright blonde hair, though nice wide hips. Perfect for thrusting you hard cock into and pounding her rough and hard.

Her breast are full. Fake or not you don’t really care you just want to have your face buried in them. You know you can’t just go over to her house and fuck her. There is no way she would have you to begin with. Middle-aged and thick around the middle. No busty blonde wants that.

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It was time to turn a bully into a baby. I went to the park with the kids I was babysitting, and there he was. A grown -man-sized teenager with a snotty attitude. He thought it was funny to push and trip the little ones as they played, and I was mad. I was furious. Stomping over to him I said ” HEY YOU CUT THAT OUT. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU ARE JUST A BULLY! Boy, wasn’t he in for a surprise. I would use my magical powers of regression to teach him a lesson he would never forget. (or remember for that matter)

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Collette 1-844-332-2639 ext 383

Hello LOSER.  For the longest time you have wondered if you are a faggot or not.  Today, I will help you understand if you are straight or gay.  This is where it gets a bit interesting.  When you watch porn, do you fantasize about being the big cocked guy or were you thinking you’d rather be slut who is getting fucked?  Did start fantasizing about pleasing men and getting fucked hard by cocks???  Especially if it was a big black cock that you are sucking off while women laughed at you.  Now that is pretty fucked up and gay.  Or maybe, if it’s just a fantasy, it’s ok, you can still be straight.

Now, let’s go back in time to your first sexual encounter with a female.  Did you fuck her hard, like a real porn star?  Did you cum?  Did she cum????  Did she????  Or are you a fucking pathetic loser that couldn’t even get it up and barely fucked her?  Did your inferior little clitty not get hard enough for a hot young pussy?  Continue reading “You Will Always be a Fag Phonesex” →

You are ruined and reprogrammed, thanks to this Findom Goddess. You can only get a hard-on from paying me. All the seeds I planted have come to fruition, and your pathetic desperate ways have come back to haunt you. I own you. Plain and simple. Trying to extricate yourself from my grasp is pointless. You are my human ATM. Resistance is futile. The funny thing is, that you think it’s YOUR idea to start financial domination with Me. What a powerful supernatural mindfucking!

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