MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Gooner’s Anonymous – Hey loser, I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even get completely hard? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. In fact, every woman thinks of you as a pathetic joke. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you off I just want to drop kick your family jewels.

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Divine Mistress Vada

Hush little paypig, don’t tell your wife. Greedy paypiggie, read Part One HERE

“Shut your mouth,” I tell you. Your heart sinks, you fucked up and now? No cock for you! So, you shut it.

“Look at me. Are we going to listen?” Your eyes race from the floor – where they remain at ALL TIMES unless I’ve said otherwise – up to my beautiful face. I’m staring at you, causing you to stammer your reply, “…yes, I – yes Mistress.”

“Good. Now, open your mouth.” You return your eyes to their place on the floor and obey, being careful not to

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Blondes have more fun. This is not a new concept. I mean look at me. Obviously, I bring the party. And even you can have an elite girlfriend experience for once in your boring existence.

Just the thought of my body has your little dick hard doesn’t it? Imagining me kissing you and pleasing you. I mean, even a loser can dream. I am all about the money and you are all about me. The one thing you need to know is that I am always more than worth it. Just think of all of the time, energy and money you’ve squandered in the past on average pussy. Always go with blonde. 

Now you may be asking yourself why you should “pay” for this experience? Well, silly, you will always pay even if you don’t realize it. They always expect you to pay but you never get a return on your investment.

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Lexi wants you on the phone

Sexy Lexi 1844-332-2639 Ext 261

You stumbled upon this blog; probably your dick began to throb because you know I’m such a whore. Through the screen, you already feeling a connection, already feeling the sexual tension. You want to fuck over the phone line. I’ve been running through your head all night, and you know you can call me anytime. You wait to be home alone, so I can make you cum over the phone. You long to touch me, to feel my fire, but the distance between us keeps you from fulfilling that desire. Continue reading “Lexi Fucks You Over and Over, Over the phone”

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Morgan’s March Madness For Cock- It’s that time of year again and the brackets are busted!  But yours truly is more concerned with your dick. I’ve been mad about cock for as long as I can remember. I must have been built for this. Let’s have our own competition and see who comes out on top.

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Cheating Kink

*LUCY* 844-332-2639 xxx- 221

Listen, it’s not my fault that I cheat. I have a cheating kink and knowing that it’s wrong makes the orgasms so much better!

I recently got a new boyfriend, let’s call him my thick daddy of 2023. He’s actually good for me. He’s sweet and kind and treats me like a queen. Sex with him is great, especially with that thick dick. But the thought of absolute fidelity to him I can’t handle because sneaking around and fucking behind his back is so much hotter.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

Chinese Laundry Day means a good rinsing for your wallet. We both know this is something that you have been craving. Of course I can give you the most incredible Asian girlfriend experience but it’s going to cost a pretty penny. There is always some incredible mind-fucking and financial domination involved. I am your go to girl for this and can be your complete fantasy. Whether it is a foot fetish or Asian Massage fantasy or perhaps an Asian Princess/Financial Domination, I always come out on top.

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Pay For My Pot of Gold

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I love when payday falls on St. Patricks Day. It’s just so fitting. See, legend has it that leprechauns are mischievous little creatures that like to make shoes and store their gold coins in a pot of gold that is hidden at the end of a rainbow. However, that little story isn’t all truth.

It’s not leprechauns who want to hoard your gold, no Sir. It’s greedy little cumsluts like me. I come to you when you’ve downed one too many green beers and lure you into my bedroom. With a promise to let you taste my honey pot, the sticky kind of gold you can’t put a price on. However, I’ll allow you to try. Pull out that wallet and trust me with your paycheck. Pay for my pot of gold, and I’ll take you over the rainbow.

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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, x 300

Game Night With Honey – Tonight is the night to play by my rules. You already know that I’m primed and ready to go. The topic will be raunchy rap songs with some pop and r&b thrown in for good measure. Press your luck with the chance to win a free phone sex session.

This will be fun and flirty and chock full of sexual innuendo.

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Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270

Mama Felicity’s body has everything it needs to sustain and satisfy her babies. I can continually feed you no matter where we are or what’s around us. Remember that time we went on that long road trip? We’d been driving for hours and hours. As usual, you didn’t listen to Mama’s advice when I told you not to down your bottle.

You downed it before we were even out of the county. Then, a few hours later, with nothing but the highway in front of us, you were thirsty. I wanted to stop to find you something, but a gas station wasn’t in sight. Of course, we didn’t need any silly gas station, did we baby? Mama Felicity has everything you’ll ever need.

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