The Honey Pot

HONEY 1-844-332-2639, x 300

The Honey Pot – Just hit the spot and release all of this sweet honey  – This pussy is exactly what you need in your otherwise mundane life. Chances are you’ve never experienced high caliber pussy such as this. Just imagine the kind of pussy that is so wet that you just never want to pull your dick out. Your pull out game will definitely be weak with me. Think of macaroni in a pot but even wetter and better. This incredible pussy just pulls you right in. Elite pussy is worth it’s weight in gold. Know that you will obsess over it once you have a taste. You don’t want to just stop at the pussy though. My body is a fucking wonderland.

We both know damn well it is. Black girls have the best pussy – Once you go black you will never go back and that is the honest truth. my oh so sweet, brown sugar is extremely addictive. Once I put this pussy on you it will be game over.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

Hello Peeper Creeper – Oh, I know exactly what you’ve been up to. This is much more than the harmless, unassuming voyeur. I’ve got you now, pathetic pervert. Your little addiction has begun has become a real problem. It started out so innocently. Then it gradually took complete control over your life. You reached out to me for a variety of reasons. Your marriage was in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought a distraction would be good for you. You were so fucking wrong. The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is just deplorable to most people. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your nonsense. The audacity you possess to even think you could score with a woman is ludicrous. How did you become so fucking delusional? Now you can’t stop spying and peeping.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Do you need a girlfriend? Even someone like you can have the elite girlfriend experience for once in your life. Just the thought of that has your little dick hard doesn’t it? Imagining me kissing you and pleasing you. I mean, even a loser can dream. I am all about the money and you are all about me. The one thing you need to know is that I am always more than worth it. Just think of all of the time, energy and money you’ve squandered in the past on average pussy. That is not a good return on your investment. Invest in the best.

Now you may be asking yourself why you should “pay” for this experience? Well, silly, you always pay even for that cow you call a girlfriend or wife. They always expect you to pay but you never get a return on your investment. You will with me.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Too Dumb To Cum –  Have you ever been told this? Well, It’s true. I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. I am built for this. You know you can’t stop edging your pathetic cock. It’s a problem and I am the solution.

How many times has a woman asked if it’s in yet? Too many times to count? Talk about buyer’s remorse. They were probably ready to get the fuck out of there once they saw that little dick.

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Micro Dick

Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

I’m always curious to know what women who have encountered a man with a micro dick say about it to his face? Do they just fake being impressed? Or do they flat out laugh at you and your micro dick?

So, what made you sit down today and search for small penis humiliation phone sex? Did you just have a date with a woman, and you thought you were going to score but then she saw you naked? I bet she started laughing so hard and she put her clothes back on and left, didn’t she?

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

Wallet Rinse and Repeat is something that you have been craving. Of course I can give you the most incredible girlfriend experience but it will cost you. There is always some incredible mind-fucking and financial domination involved. I am your go to girl for this and can be your complete fantasy. Whether it is a foot fetish or Asian Massage fantasy or perhaps an Asian Princess/Financial Domination, I always come out on top.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

New Years Resolution Cockblocking. I will help you finally face the fact that your perverted addictions have become a serious problem. It started out so innocently enough. Then it progressed and has taken complete control over your life. You reached out to me for a variety of reasons. Your marriage was in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought a distraction would be good for you. You were so fucking wrong. The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is just deplorable to most people. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your nonsense. I am making it my mission to cockblock you at every turn.

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Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Someone asked me the other day if I liked guys with little dicks. WHO the FUCK does?! Seriously dude. Not even YOU want to look down at that little thing. But I have just the way to freshen your day! I told him to grab a tube of toothpaste and a bottle of water and then to call me. He sucks, so of course, he didn’t call, but I can’t stop thinking about how I wanted to punish him for having a small penis.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639 ext. 202

The Best Asian Pussy – Take care of the pussy. Well, what are you even waiting for?  This is something you have fantasized about but never actually experienced. Can you even envision how big your  “average” cock will look sliding in and out of this tight, little Asian asshole? This perfect little Asian fuck doll is right here to please you. You can bend me over and take me from behind or face fuck me. My gorgeous, petite body is definitely a sexual wonderland. My pleasure equals your pleasure.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Spoiled beyond reason –  yes, I am that and so much more. I mean, why wouldn’t I be? This girl was destined to be the one. And it’s as it should be. That’s right, yours truly is the naughtiest, wildest, and craziest, little bitch you have ever encountered. It’s true, I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. I am built for this.

Believe it or not, I’ve dealt with several upset cows. I usually dispatch with them quickly. It’s not my fault that I’m hot and they are not.

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