Category: blue balls

Madison (a.k.a. bratty Maddi) 1-844-332-2639  ext 359

OMG…sometimes I like being super duper naughty and flash guys in public.  It totally gives me a rush, especially if I’m all dolled up in a short skirt as I sit on a bench in the park….slowly spreading my legs.  Giving you some eye candy to drool over.  But you’re such a loser.  Going in a park, looking at a hot barely legal teen, drooling over my tight barely legal pussy.  Wanting to see me getting all wet.  But, since you’re a loser beta male, you don’t get the pleasure of seeing me all wet.

As I spread my long luscious legs, I cover my pussy with my hand and that’s all you get.  Because you’re a pathetic beta gooner.  You get to go home and fuck your hand… giggle.  I can imagine all the fucked up taboo fantasies running through your empty stoopid head.  You’re totally thinking with your dick.  Oh wait, that’s barely classified as a dick. Continue reading “Stroke For Me You Silly Gooner Phonesex” →

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Hi, perverts! It’s Saturday and that means Game Day. I will be your hot as fuck hostess so you know it will be hot and dirty. Put your thinking caps on for once and try to use your big head this time. You can use the other one later. Just for reading this blog you get a free code word worth 1 point. I try to give you guys a head start. And the winner gets a free 15-minute phone sex call.

Continue reading “Morgan’s Game Day “St. Patrick’s Day” Phone Sex” →

Avery  1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

Well, well, well what do we have here? Not much if you ask me. No really, what is it? I literally can’t tell if it’s a clit or a dick? Your dick, if you can even call it that, is super pathetic. What is it, like 4 inches? Yeah, I’m probably being generous with that estimate, huh?

It doesn’t matter exactly what size it is. It’s not big enough for me and that’s all you need to know. The best you can ever hope for from me is for me to make fun of you and to hear my adorable laugh when you call me for some SPH fun, well fun for me.

Continue reading “A Barely There “Dick” For A Barely Legal Girl. SPH Phone Sex!” →

Sex Kitten Lyric 844-332-2639 x247

You naughty fucker, I gave you such simple instructions.  I asked you not to cum until I gave you permission.  But you didn’t obey, you didn’t wait for my permission.  All this without my orders, you are such a bad slut.  I think we will have to work on your self control and making your dick last as long as I want it to.  I need to punish you with heave seamen filled balls.  You will ache for days, begging for release.  You need to learn your lesson.

Now, reach down and start stroking that cock, slowly.  Feels good, doesn’t it?  If you feel you cannot take it any more, push the breaks, don’t stroke.  You don’t want to disobey.  I don’t care how horny you are, I don’t care how badly you want to cum, you are not allowed until instructed so.  Continue reading “Cunt Denial Edging Phonesex” →

Do you think you have what it takes to take a domme like me? You think your the alpha macho man that can overpower me! I do always say you have to show me then. I am so strong and muscular I always have to take a wimpy pathetic man. well, not a man lol fucking losers. Titty Fucking Me With Vixen Jade makes you so hard.

But I do think you can try and do something I actually enjoy. I have such tender breasts and nipples. I love them being sucked on and nibbled on. I even like to flick and pinch them too. Continue reading “Titty Fucking Me With Vixen Jade Phone Sex” →

Sex Kitten Lyric —> 844-332-2639  x247

Oh it’s you again…the pathetic panty wearing cock sucking clitty dicked beta male.  Oh, I totally forgot, you are also a loser.  You are the loser that me and my girlfriends ignore when we’re the bar.  With your pathetic panty wearing lifestyle, with you being a complete beta male loser, you will never touch a woman again.

You know, the only way you deserve to cum is by either handfucking or by being fucked by an actual man.  Perhaps you don’t even deserve to cum.  Now that I think about it… Continue reading “Pathetic Panty Wearing Beta Male Phonesex” →

Sex Kitten Lyric 844-332-2639  x247

Before we even start playing and fucking around, I want you to acknowledge how fucking sexy I look and sound.  Don’t I look fuck-a-liscious?   I bet you already gripped that dick and started to JERK JERK JERK.  You are fucking chronic masturbator, you are jerk junkie.  Here is the thing sweet stuff, when I deny you jerking, it makes you more useful for this bratty and bitchy princess.

I love getting home from the tattoo shop and to know that my boys have been waiting for me, jerking their dicks for me.  Maybe even stroking while you’re at work in your cubicle.  Jerking in the bathroom stall while reading one of my blogs or listening to one of my voice clips.  Maybe even hiding from the wifey and all your friends.  But what’s even hotter and better is that I have grown fond of denying you. Continue reading “You Ain’t Gettin’ My Pussy Phonesex” →

XXX Collette XXX 1-844-332-2639 ext 383

Let me ask you a question.  How often would you say you masturbate???  How many times a day do you jerk off your cock???  Let’s put it this way… your penis is like a muscle.  You have to work it out.   You know what they say, IF YOU DON’T USE IT, YOU’RE GONNA LOSE IT.  That would be quite embarrassing, and you really need to jerk off more.

I want to help.  So, why don’t you go ahead and pull it out.  That’s right pull out your cock.  Listen, the video games can wait, your boring wife can wait.  This is way better than video games or that boring wife. Continue reading “Collette’s Cum Blowing JOI” →

Really

xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

Really? That’s it? I’ve zoomed in, I’ve zoomed out. Heck, I even squinted real hard, stood on one foot, prayed to the heavens and STILL can’t tell if that’s your dick or a zit. I’ve never seen anything so small, look so ready to burst. Do you need the number to my dermatologist or would you just rather I crush that little excuse for a whitehead? Right, I mean dick.

Buckle up, little bitch. You asked for small penis humiliation and I was happy to oblige until you sent the evidence of your situation and now I’m mad. In order for me to make fun of your penis, you have to have one.

Continue reading “Really, Really SPH – Phone Sex” →

Today I was at the mall and went into one of those holiday stores. To my surprise, I got stuck on the nutcrackers and so many things came across my mind. Kneeling next to them I looked at their sizes and shapes them and only one thought crossed my mind. Nutcrackers for Christmas gets so painful erotic.

I grabbed 5 of them then checked out I was going to have a big surprise for when my little brother came over later. Every year we did bad horrible things to each other for Christmas. His favorite was when I tied him all up naked on my bed. Then burned hot wax onto his chest. Continue reading “Nutcrackers For Christmas Phone Sex” →