How Many Licks To Get To The Good Stuff?

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There used to be this commercial about finding out how many licks it took to get to the creamy center of a tootsie pop. It’s got me wondering how many licks it would take you to cause my balls to explode my good stuff all over your tongue. Would you be interested in finding out with me?

Imagine me reclined back in a chair with my cock laying limp against my thigh. It would only be fair if we counted how many licks it took in total. From limp to explosion. You’ll need to crawl between my knees and begin the experiment using only your tongue.

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It’s been a minute since I went on an actual first date gone right. Now, right can mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people. To me it means a million different things, but lets describe just one way that a first date with me can sound successful. We met at a local Italian restaurant. I was wearing an emerald green dress that fit my figure just right. Sweetheart neckline and fell to halfway down my thighs. My breasts looked amazing, my ass was popped up with 5″ stilettoes in a classic black. I felt and looked fabulous. I arrived first so I was happy to get comfortable at the table and wait for my date to arrive. He was exactly on time, which was impressive, and very adorable.

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Miss Steal Your Man – That’s the nickname given by the bitter wives and girlfriends. Of course, all of the married cows talk about me incessantly. Their jealousy is comical. Like they could ever hurt my feelings. The great thing is that you may finally get lucky because I will fuck a bitch’s husband just for spite even if I am not attracted to him. This is your chance to finally have some good luck in your otherwise pathetic life. Let’s face it, you have a history of bad luck and even worse choices. Just look at your wife. Even if she does decide to give you that less than average pussy it’s not like she’s doing you any favors. But, there is another option for you.

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I don’t know about you, but I tend to have a fair amount of scandalous dreams. A few nights ago I had a dream that was quite erotic and I woke up soaking wet (absolutely HAD to finish myself off). Now these scandalous dreams are more than just about sex, this dream in particular leaned heavily into the submissive part of my subconscious. Opening my eyes in the dream, almost as if I had blinked, I was immediately disoriented by the view I had. I was hanging upside down with my eyes partially covered, but I could see out of the bottom and above. I determined I was blindfolded and laying with my head hanging off the end of a bed. My favorite candles were burning, I could smell them. Both my legs were tied spread apart, my pussy exposed completely. Arms were also tied to the posts of the bed, my breasts bare, nipples erect.

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All About Ariel

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I’ve heard from a few site dwellers that they’ve noticed me playing peekaboo with my body; keeping it hidden and under wraps. Today I’m here to tell you all about Ariel. What she likes, what she doesn’t like and what to expect from a session with her. I have absolutely no desire to engage in anything to do with forced play; either being forced or me forcing. Zero tolerance to violence against me in the sense of no slapping my face or spitting on me. Will not humiliate or degrade anyone, that includes sissification, and do not want to be humiliated or degraded.

Age play is off the table for me. I’ve done some older teenage chats but even that is few and far between. Please no animal discussion or talk of too many libations and what comes after. Anything to do with scat, water sports, aunt-flo or pads you can count me out. I refuse to be a Mommy figure or babysitter who changes diapers. There is no judgement from me, please don’t think that because I don’t engage I don’t appreciate or understand. Your kink chooses you, you don’t choose your kink. I know there are plenty of no holds barred ladies here ready to please you in all of the above ways I’m not willing to; please direct your needs for any of the above towards them. This may seem daunting and like if none of this is on the table then what is? Keep reading below to find out what actually gets me going and what kind of calls I’m into doing. 😉

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Vacation’s over or is it?  You spent so much time and money and still didn’t get fucked. Your dumb wife can’t satisfy you. She only cares about the status quo anyway. You are her meal ticket and that bitch loves to eat. So, she gets what she gets and I get what I want. And what do I want? Big, juicy Daddy Dick. This is your chance to finally have some good luck in your otherwise pathetic life. Let’s face it, you have a history of bad luck and even worse choices. Just look at your her. Even if she does decide to give you that less than average pussy it’s not like she’s doing you any favors. I only want you because she made a big stink about it.

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Hiking is something that I like to do on a regular basis, because it provides me an opportunity to try and get away with something sexy. I’ll never forget this trip as I found a friend and he showed me his wood in the woods! A few weekends ago I was marching along wearing the above images lingerie under my jeans and flannel. The trees were dense but a bit deeper in, off the main trail, I could see a decent sized lean to. No one was around so I made my way off the path and into the woods. As I approached I could hear shuffling and so I paused for a moment at the entrance and peered inside. Just as I went to peer, a man about my age went to come out and we nearly collided.

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Surprise Delivery

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Because I am programmed to appear so realistic, the company decided they would no longer package sexbots up and deliver them to customers. Instead, they would program us with directions and set us off into the big, wide world to deliver ourselves.

I was dressed in simple lingerie under a casual summer dress and given the address of my soon-to-be owner. My machinery hummed with excitement as I left the factory and took my first steps toward my new life. You would think by now, GPS would be spot on, but I was inadvertently sent to the wrong house, your house, for a surprise delivery!

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Summer Slut

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Summer Slut – I own that name. It’s like the summer and the beach were made for blondes. Of course I am feeling extra slutty. With a girl like me you are guaranteed an elite girlfriend experience. This is your chance to have the summer of your dreams with a side of slut.

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Who doesn’t love a good customer?  I was working in a gas station when he walked in.  Unfortunately, it was just one of those days when I was in a bad mood.  I didn’t really want to be at work in the first place.  So, when he asked why there wasn’t any coffee I responded with a smart mouthed “Cause you didn’t make it yourself.”

I never would have expected the reaction I got from a complete stranger.  We didn’t know each other from Adam.  Yet, he came around the counter and grabbed me by my throat.  His eyes darted around the small little store and spotted the employee stock room.  He dragged me by my throat through the door and slammed it behind us.

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