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R.B.F

Posted 3 years ago by Alexus

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I suffer from R.B.F., resting bitch face. Though I suppose I don’t really SUFFER from it. You losers do. Someone called me last night and said that he wasn’t really into cock, but I looked like such a bitch; he figured he would give me a try. This made me laugh.

I asked him if he needed to be squished under my high heels for being a useless loser, and there was a quiver in his voice when he asked how I knew to ask that. As if it’s hard to know how to treat pathetic worms? Men like him, like you, are nothing but scum from the sidewalk. Just a hunk of gunk, I kick off my shoes before entering the house. I’d never pay you any mind or care what you’re into. If you’re calling me, you’re calling to serve my cock.

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Eiffel Tower

Posted 3 years ago by Writer

One thing I love about sex is all the different positions there is. I’m eager to figure out what yours might be. Mine? The Eiffel Tower maybe doggy style. Being taken on by two hot guys is such a turn on for me. Especially with one hard cock shoved in my wet pussy and the other shoved in my tight little ass. Nothing feels better than that. However, I must say being bent over and feeling that cock in my guts while the other one is shoved to the back of my throat gets me awfully wet as well. Guys are always surprised when they find out I have no gag reflex. I just love dirty, hot, sweaty, rough sex. Watching my boobs bounce up and down well I get pounded. Now don’t lie I know you pictured that in your head after reading it. Who wouldn’t!

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I do love writing, but I’m much more oral, vaginal, and anal. I guess I associate writing with power and laws, and there’s nothing I like more than stripping power and breaking laws. Yes, sex is about giving up power and taking power, and people are still arguing whether sex work is work or not. It says it on the name: blowjob. I’m more of the type to blow my boss’s mind with a blowjob than to blow job interviews, although I can do any position, and I am very flexible.

Being professionally unprofessional is so hot to me. One time I was working as a DJ at a bar, and when my sexy ass boss came to request a song, a client told her I wanted to eat her pussy, and have her melting like ice in my mouth. Not too long after that, I was working as a waitress taking another customer’s order, and she lifted my shirt and touched my nipple, which got hard in her fingers as she turned me on like a light switch. After that, I couldn’t think straight.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Customized for your cock – That’s right, stop wasting your time on that ball and chain at home or a dating app side chick. It’s time to say Happy Valentine’s Day to your cock. A hot as fuck phone sex session with me is much better than chocolate or flowers. Just leave it to the ultimate Homewrecker and Sugar Baby to give you the best Valentine’s fuck session ever.

Sit back and imagine me unzipping your pants, taking your hard cock in my hand. I look up at you with my wicked little smile as I tease the head of your cock, licking and teasing. Doesn’t that sound like the perfect way to spend your Valentine’s Day? Let me take you on a little adventure. A sexual adventure like none you’ve experienced.

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Talk dirty to me.  There are times when I’m so ready to be just FUCKED; no romance, no sweetness; just FUCKED.  I like to go to one of my favorite watering holes and check out the prospects.  I watch the dancers to see who has the moves; a good dancer will be a good lover.  The next thing I look for is to see if he is alone.  In some instances that don’t matter.  Setting at the bar sends signals that I am alone and ready for some fun.  While sipping my drink I shift on the stool exposing some more leg than usual and lean over more to expose more boobs.  It won’t be long; soon a guy will approach.  I’m not eager to choose.  The one who pushes into me while dancing and eyes my boobs and says something like “I wanna bury my face between these tits”. 
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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

February is the month for sugaring – Sugar Babies around the world are preparing to rack up. If you want to be my Daddy then you are guaranteed to finally have the best pussy of your life. In fact, I will make you blow your load like you haven’t in years. There are just a few very important requirements. All you have to do is spend some time and money. With me you always get the best return on your investment. This is so much better than squandering your cash on that stupid cow at home.

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My husband and I have been trying to conceive for what feels like forever now, and we’re getting nowhere. I’m tracking my ovulation, my body temperature, everything! We switched him from briefs to boxers to give his boys some breathing room to increase the swimmer count, and still nothing. Months of love-less baby-making sex that’s producing no fruit.

He knows I’m frustrated; my friends and family know. It’s so bad even his friends know I’m fucking frustrated. I just want another baby! It was time to shake up the routine, so when his best friend Jake came over for Sunday night football, I knew I was going to make him fuck a baby into me. Without a condom!

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Do you need a girlfriend? Even someone like you can have the elite girlfriend experience for once in your life. Just the thought of that has your little dick hard doesn’t it? Imagining me kissing you and pleasing you. I mean, even a loser can dream. I am all about the money and you are all about me. The one thing you need to know is that I am always more than worth it. Just think of all of the time, energy and money you’ve squandered in the past on average pussy. That is not a good return on your investment. Invest in the best.

Now you may be asking yourself why you should “pay” for this experience? Well, silly, you always pay even for that cow you call a girlfriend or wife. They always expect you to pay but you never get a return on your investment. You will with me.

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I’d been trying to locate Batman’s cave for years now. Not knowing who the man is behind the mask just really irks me. Who the fuck does he think he is, living two lives? The one where no one knows anything about him and the other where he boss’s everyone around and says what we can and can’t do. Everyone knows if you commit a crime, you answer to the Bat. He owns the city, and it’s fucking annoying. I’m a bad girl, a criminal. I don’t want some asshole in a power suit ruining my fun. I HAVE to find out who he is and use that info to get what I want.

What do I want? Power and wealth. I crave to be the wealthiest bitch in Gothan and for all the Mob Bosses to fear Franny.

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Alexus shows off her hungry shemale hole

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I know you think you’re straight, and that’s okay! Like any other girl, I have a tight little rosebud for you to fit your cock into. Not to mention my luscious tits you can squeeze on while you’re filling me from behind. Don’t you worry about that dangling meat between my legs. I won’t ask you to touch it or even suck it. (We both know you want to, but I won’t ask you to.)

All I need from you is to fuck my hungry shemale hole. As much as I love to give cock, I need it just as hard. I’m famished from playing with little dicked, faggot bitches, and I’m craving a man.

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