Let’s Eat Krysta: There’s someone on our site that would feed an army of hungry men. She’s luscious and meaty and sweet as the yams with marshmallow. Would you like to join me at my table? We can taste her together. Krysta is plump and looks like she’d be the perfect holiday meal.
Mooning Police Officers: Suzie and I were just trying to have some fucking fun! I don’t know why those cops got so upset with us. Mooning never hurt anyone but you’d think we had stolen the hope diamond or something equally nefarious. It was totally harmless fun and those officers completely overreacted!
So, how did we get here you ask? Well, Suzie and I had been playing some video games together. Then we got bored and decided to go for a ride around town. That’s when we passed the cops just sitting there parked eating their donuts. We passed them the first time waving sweetly. But then I got the best idea ever!
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Freaky Double Cocked Alien: I woke up naked on a cushioned bed in a room made of metal walls and floor. The seams of the room seemed bolted together. I couldn’t be on some sort of ship. How in the world did I even get here?
Kayla, Monica, and I found we had been trapped by a wicked magical warlock. He created a force field around his hot tub. We were unable to escape no matter how hard we tried. Then we spend months serving him as his hot tub sex machines.
It’s soooo close to a naughty teen’s favorite day of the year! HALLOWEEN!!!!! It’s when we get to dress like sluts, and no one has anything to say about it. I haven’t decided who I want to be while I’m going door to door. Not saying trick or treat but fuck or suck?
I go dressed all sexy and naughty and ask whoever answers fuck or suck. They get to choose. To make things more fun I travel to a town and pick a random street, so I get random people. Its like fuck roulette. I never know who is going to open up for me.
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Last night, sleep came quickly as it always does when I exhaust myself but with it came a DANGEROUSLY PLEASING DREAM.
I was all alone, kayaking down a calm river in the middle of a thick jungle. SWEAT stained my white tank top from the muggy heat of the tropical air and my tan shorts stuck damply to the bottom of my kayak. The trees were parted over the water, allowing the burning sun to kiss my thighs and shoulders. My hair blew back in the wind and I couldn’t have been happier to enjoy the peace around me.
Birds sang in the trees and wildlife splashed in the river as I dipped my oars into the still, yet murky water. The sun, that once shone so brightly I had to squint my eyes even behind the lenses of my dark sunglasses now dipped behind a group of puffy clouds and plunged me into a darkness I hadn’t expected.