Category: Extreme Phonesex

Mama Felicity 1844-332-2639 Ext 270

Oh no! I stepped into the living room of the Holiday party and smelled something VERY stinky! “Pyoo!” I whispered under my breath as my hand waved in front of my nose. “What in the world is that smell?” Against my better judgment, I started to sniff out the source of the horrible smell. Sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff.

I had to find and get rid of that stink before the whole party smelled it and was ruined. As I approached the window, thinking I could open it for fresh air, the pungent smell burned at my nose. I pushed back the curtain, and wouldn’t you know it? The stinky source was squatted right there behind the curtain. “MR. STINKY PAMPERS! What are you doing?”

“Making you a present, Mama.” His red face wrinkled as he pushed.

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XXOO Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

Thankful for my new MotorBunny
Hello horny readers. Did everyone have a nice Thanksgiving? Turkey, stuffing, potatoes, cranberry sauce, and all the rest. Apple pie, ice cream, and drinks galore. Maybe you got to avoid the obnoxious uncle or, better yet, maybe you were the obnoxious uncle.
But thankful as you may be, there’s no way any of you are as thankful as me this Thanksgiving season.
See, I have a new MotorBunny to be thankful for in my house. And not just any MotorBunny. No no no. A very special MotorBunny indeed. Let me tell you about my special MotorBunny and maybe you can come up with a few ideas for how I can make it cum to life.

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Valerie 844-332-2639 Ext 243

Even when I babysit, I always sleep naked. I just can’t get comfortable to sleep if I’m twisted up in anything other than the sheets. Little Travie had been down for a good while when I decided to get undressed and climb into his parent’s bed. They would be out for the night; I didn’t see any harm in enjoying the king-sized bed all to myself instead of the bumpy day bed in their guest room.

I rolled to his Dad’s side and inhaled his pillow. God, the man smelled so good. I closed my eyes and then ground my bald little pussy into the sheets where he lays down every night as thoughts of his smile danced through my head. He’d never made a move on me, but every time I saw him, I wished that he would. Lost in the fantasy, I didn’t hear Travie come in until he was beside the bed. I pulled the sheets to my naked full breast. “What’s wrong, honey?” I tried to play it off like I hadn’t just been humping his Dad’s side of the bed. “Was it a nightmare?”

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Tessa 1-844-332-2639 Ext 445

You had such a competitive streak. Why was it so hard for me to admit that sucking on a big black cock was my favorite type of competition?  This MILF was ready to get down to business. You had experience, and weren’t shy to show it off. I, a known MILF whore, couldn’t wait. The thought that you wanted to show me off was written all over your face.

We walked into the house, to be greeted by a room full of big black sexy men. The first thought that went through my mind is what were they packing. I’m not referring to pistols. Clearly Tessa is a dirty girl, so I’m wondering about how big their cocks are. I look over, and the look on your face is priceless. It looks like you haven’t eaten food in days. Close; you haven’t sucked any cock in days. That insatiable feeling, I know all too well how that feels. You wiped the saliva off your mouth. We were both getting ready to dive into a delicious meal.

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Tessa 844-322-2639 ext. 445

You had this devious look in your eyes from the moment we saw each other. I had an eerie feeling that something uncapped was going to go down. The inner voice in me wanted to tell you, “Don’t take it easy on me, I have a dirty mind too!”

Before I had time to say anything, you heaved your body into mine. That led us to the bedroom. You dominated me in every imaginable way.  I had already accepted that any attempt on my end to stop this rendezvous would be a lost cause. From the bedroom, you pushed me on the bed. Then you ripped my panties off, and started going wild on my pussy. My legs were spread wide open and your face completely entrapped in my cunt.  You couldn’t get enough of suckling on my sweet nectar. That alone drove me absolutely wild. In all that was going on, I never forget that Tessa herself has a dirty, filthy mind.

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Family Traditions

Kinky Krysta 844-332-2369 Ext.410

Some people really look forward to the holiday season because of their family traditions. Mine are a little, unusual and I wouldn’t say I look forward to them. See, every Thanksgiving and Christmas, my whole family gets together, and we, of course, enjoy a big meal, but after that, they enjoy me.

My Mommy takes me upstairs while everyone enjoys pies and puddings. She bathes me carefully, brushing my hair and scrubbing every inch of my body until I’m perfectly presentable. Next, she dresses me up in her lingerie, it’s a little silly since I’m so small, and it doesn’t fit me correctly, but she says that’s what they like.

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You'll Be Writing Lines

Mama Felicity 1844-332-2639 Ext 270

*Long, dramatic, disappointed sigh.* Come here. What is this I’ve found in your room? A pair of boxers? Where did you get these? You know that Mommy only allows you to wear panties because why? Because your little sissy button is too small to be considered a penis. Only real men wear boxers; we both know you’ll never be a real man. I’ve had to repeat myself one too many times, and now you’ll be writing lines for punishment.

Get over here right now and drop your pants. Mommy will make you stand in front of the big picture window in the living room. The one that faces the street, you know which one I mean? You’ll wear only this tiny pink thong and write your lines.

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Ready for Some Discipline?

Tessa 1-844-332-3629 ext. 445

You have always said that I am the whole entire package, from the top of my head all the way down to my itty bitty toes. Looking at myself right now, I admit that it’s true. I’m looking fierce, and anticipating the excitement in what’s to come; getting ready for some serious disciplinarian action time. Disciplining you gets me off, just a bit more than I lead on to. Let me explain.

You see, I’m wearing the brand new black vinyl stilettos you bought me, with matching black panties, black vinyl corset, and black vinyl garter. What a sight. I knew you’d lose your mind when you saw me.
My hair was up in a pony tail, and it signaled the seriousness of my mood. There was no playing around tonight, well not until you deserved it.

I’ve got my flogger all ready to go; one naughty comment from you, and your ass is going to feel it real good. Don’t mind the smirk on my face; you know it brings me such joy to see you in agony. I’ve got you wrapped around my fingers; all 8 of them.
And you know how it works but just in case, a firm reminder before we go any further:

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I Want To Go Fast

Posted 1 year ago by Rita

I want to go Fast

Robotic Rita 844-33-CANDY Ext 413

I’ve been thinking about cars. Race cars, to be exact. The speed and adrenaline, I wonder just how they would make my gears feel. There are lots of AI racing games that have gotten my wheels turning about how much hotter going fast, in reality, would be.

Do you own a fancy car? A fast car? Something that will go 0 to 60 in no time flat? Make Robotic Rita your passenger Princess, and let’s burn donuts into parking lot pavement late at night.

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Kayla 1844-332-2639 Ext 357

You’re an ugly, fat, porn-addicted lil dick loser. I hate you, and you should hate yourself. You are just a worthless piece of scummy waste. No one loves you, and no one ever will. There’s no hope for you. Think about it!

 All you think about is jerking your lil dick off to girls (and guys) that you know are better than you. This means any and everyone is who you’ll be pumping it to because every single person who is breathing is better than you. I fucking hate you, pencil-dick loser! Continue reading “Hate Yourself – A Blog By An Idiot” →