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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen; But do you recall the naughtiest one of all? It was that damn Clarice. That skanky bitch was the only girl there. Walking around like she was all that. Sweet and innocent;

with a red polka dot bow on her head…. psh that was just her hooker outfit that’s all. Rudolph got played that’s all. Island of misfit toys? Yea, please! That was the local health clinic. Did you see how that old man with the ax walked around?

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Black Friday thrill. With my 22-year-old accomplice employee to help me, I had more fun then I could ever have imagined! After I fucked and sucked the soul out of my new friend at Wal-Mart he has been putty in my hands. When I told him what I wanted to do for black Friday he was a little hesitant.

He says he is “in love” with me now and “doesn’t want to share me” lol well another quick fuck session to make him “believe” I was his and only his changed his mind really quick. Because if he loved me then he would realize that I need more attention then him and if he loved me, he would help me in any way that he could to get that attention.

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D-word

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Tuesday Night is one of two GAME NIGHTs here in phonesexcandy’s FREE chat room! Are you going to join me tonight at nine pm EST/ six pm PST? I mean what else do you have to do? Eat dinner with your lazy wife? Shovel snow from the driveway that will be there in an hour anyhow?

Come take a load off and join me for D-word trivia!

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Birthday

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It’s that time of year again! Princess Kayla loves to make each and every birthday super memorable! Of course, I have no idea what’s going to be in store for me this year as the special day arrives but I wanted to share one of my favorite birthday memories.

It was my sixteenth birthday. Such an amazing day for most girls. You finally feel like a real woman. Old enough to drive and smart enough to drive men wild. I was working at a small family dinner where regulars lined the counters nightly.

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Walmart is such a fun place to be! Now I have gone there twice to find unsuspecting men to have a little fun with; but this time I think its time to kick things up a notch! I want to find me a man who is there with his Wife. I want to be able to lure him away from her and into a deep dark corner of the store where I can give him some pleasure, I’m sure his wife hasn’t been offering him for years.

That is assuming she ever offered it in the first place. My goal is going to be looking for a man following behind his wife as she leads him around the store completely in control of him. With her little shopping list maybe even her binder of coupons. She will be mindlessly talking to him over her shoulder asking his opinion on this thing or that. Continue reading “Unsuspecting men phone sex” →

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Game day part two. At Wal-mart the other the look on that mans face when I grabbed him by the hand and lead him to the back bathrooms to suck his cock was amazing! I went back two days later and low and behold I found that same man when he saw me he walked over to me. Said he really enjoyed what I did for him and that he has come back to the store looking for me ever since.

I smiled up at him and told him I had no idea what he was talking about and walked away. The look of astonishment on his face was priceless. He started following me around the store I thought it might be fun to put on a show for him. I needed a new toy. Walking back to the auto parts again until I found a slightly younger the 40 man. The man from the other day stopped acting like he was looking at oil.

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Carving pumpkins is so fun! The whole neighborhood gets in on the action and we spend a whole fall day on the lawns together sketching out fun faces and spooky designs. When we finish washing off the pumpkin guts from our hands, they sit, warming up in the sun for the rest of the day just waiting for us to lite them once it’s dark.

It should be no big deal to wait while we do other activities but one horny little fucker thought a sun-warmed pumpkin face was just the hole needing to be filled by his hard dick.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

People in your life think you are a grown-ass man but if only they knew the truth. You are the neediest attention whore I have ever met. If you think this blog is about you, then it probably is.

As my BFF says “Check yourself before you wreck yourself, booboo.” It’s insane the amount of bitch boy entitlement that runs amuck round here. Like fruit flies around rotting pussy. It’s disgusting!

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I have noticed that you are calling me more and more. You seem to be wanting to get together more often too. You’re always trying to find a way to invite me over. Hmmmm you say every time were together that this is only a onetime thing. Ha-ha yea no, no it is not and you know it don’t you. You knew the moment I first let you see my tight breast and bare round ass.

You know that you wanted me more then you have ever wanted anyone else and that includes your wife. Hmmmm let’s talk about your wife and let’s be honest shall we. More than once you told me you were going to leave her and then we could be together. You know and I know that’s not true. You’re never going to leave her, and do you know why?

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Romantic Trivia for Phonesex Game Night

*Allison* 844-33-CANDY ext 286

Are my precious darlings prepared for my game night tonight at 6 PM PST in the chatroom? I know that most calls are filled with debauchery and taboo secrets. I want to soften things a bit for tonight’s game and make it all about romance! My trivia game will have pictures, gifs, and plain text questions to help stimulate your hearts. All of the questions will revolve around romance! The most romantic boy that answers the most questions correctly will win a free 15-minute call/chat. 

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