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Sissy stick sluts listen up!! Oh, hey SPH Phonesex Loser Boy! What do you think you’re going to do with THAT? It looks like an oversized clit! Even when you add 1/4 or 1/2 an inch to anything under seven inches you know that it won’t matter! You shouldn’t be talking about that like it’s going to do anything for anyone. Your teeny weenie is a joke. And I can’t wait to giggle in your ear and crack up laughing!

I’ll snap a few pictures to show my friends what you consider a dick. This humiliation phone sex session is going to be perfect. Go ahead and dial me, loser boy, it’s not like you have a date tonight or something hah!! I’m sure Saturday are very lonely for little clit dickies boys like you! I’m certain you are alone, wanking your sissy stick, twisting it in between your thumb and forefinger.

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My husband took our son trick or treating and told me to stay home and hand out the candy. I didn’t mind really, staying home sounded like a much better idea than going door to door in a dark neighborhood with screaming monsters racing by in every direction. So after propping a giant bowl of candy by the front door with a small sign that said, “Please take one,” I changed into my comfy PJ’s and plopped down on the couch to watch scary movies.

It’d been a few hours since they left when someone pounded on the front door—kind of annoying since the candy was already set out. I turned up the volume and tried to ignore the banging, but it wouldn’t stop. So finally, in a huff, I answered the door. Three black gentlemen stood on the front steps looking rather pleased with themselves.

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“Yikes! The babysitter’s a tranny!” Mr. Mashall exclaimed when he walked into the house and his son was sucking my cock in the living room. Poor little Bobby’s head snapped back in shock at his Dad catching him with a mouth full of shecock. He started to ramble that it wasn’t what it looked like and he could explain.

I chuckled. There wasn’t much to explain. Bobby didn’t start out as a good cock sucker but slowly over the last few months I’d been watching, he sure was a fast learner. I could tell by the way Mr. Marshall was staring between my legs, he wanted to learn too.

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My body is tight and toned in all the right places, but these aren’t for you. I’ve been cautious not to show you too much since we started dating. I wouldn’t want you thinking ill of me. Every time we go out, you’re such a gentleman, and I love that about you. I’ve never really been with anyone like that. Can you blame me for not wanting to ruin that?

I didn’t plan for you to stay over so late, but we started a new tv series, and one episode after the other got later and later. We’d been drinking wine, and now you were all slurry. I couldn’t let you drive home. Offering for you to stay the night was my only option.

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Oops, I shrunk my boyfriend. I mean, it was accidental but on purpose. I know that isn’t very clear; allow me to explain. He’s so tall and cocky, a real man’s man, if you will. He is always teasing people who are shorter than him, and frankly, I’d had enough. He needed to swallow some humble pie and learn his lesson.

Bullying isn’t nice! I got the flower from a lady in a dusty hippie store downtown. She told me to crunch up the petal and seep it in his tea. She said because they were natural and each petal possessed its potency; it would be challenging to tell HOW much he would shrink. She suggested I start small and increase as needed.

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Slumped over the bartop, I was mourning the loss of my latest relationship into half a bottle of cold merlot. My makeup was smeared from wiping my tears, and my lipstick stained the rim of the glass I was draining. When you sat down beside me, I didn’t lookup.

No point. You’d probably end up hurting me like the rest of the male race. I started thinking I should stick to dating women when you reached out and touched my chin. Turning my face to make me look up at yours. “Being heartbroken won’t last.” You smiled, but it annoyed me.

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At the bar last night, these two guys were watching the game and getting loud. I sat behind them with a few friends, and we were giggling about how they would jump up and yell at the screens. They looked so invested in the game. Almost as if they had put money on it.

It wasn’t looking good for their team. The defense had fallen apart in the first half, and with no time-outs left, the winning team would just run out the clock. So I thought of a fun way to make them feel better about the loss. It was time for a buddy beat-off.

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Sugar Baby spoiling should be the first thing you think of when you wake up. Before anything else, you want to please me. Well, duh. What would you expect? I get everything i want. And I do mean everything. Think Veruca Salt only hotter. Of course I am entitled and of course I want it all and I want it now. Does that mean that I will spend Daddy’s money? Yes, I will. But, he really wants me to.

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Your insignificant other has nothing on me! Her boring, vanilla, ball and chain ways drive you to me over and over again. You can help yourself when you see my beautiful sexy body and matching blond bombshell attitude. She’s let herself go in every way, so you should give all of your money and all of your attention to someone who can actually give you exactly what you need.

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Here we go again! I’ve been a bridesmaid so many times.  Cousins, friends, and co-workers know who to ask when they need a bridesmaid.  There must be an invisible sign on me somewhere * The Bridesmaid*

So I’m hurrying up trying to get packed for a cousin’s wedding.  Everything is in the car except the bridesmaid gown.  It’s a pretty one this time at least.  I’ve not seen her in a few years but we always said we’d be there for each other.  Finally on the road; should be there within the hour. Continue reading “Always The Bridesmaid Phone Sex” →