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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen; But do you recall the naughtiest one of all? It was that damn Clarice. That skanky bitch was the only girl there. Walking around like she was all that. Sweet and innocent; with a red polka dot bow on her head…. psh that was just her hooker outfit that’s all.

Rudolph got played that’s all. Island of misfit toys? Yea, please! That was the local health clinic. Did you see how that old man with the ax walked around? He had fire crotch if I ever saw it. Those lumberjack babes all got the clap that’s no secret. I don’t know what kind of STD that abominable snowman got but whatever it was it was a mean one Mr. Grinch.

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I’m a fucking machine for sure.  I love the waves of pleasure running throughout my body.  There’s no feeling like an orgasm.  I don’t know why anyone else fucks but I fuck to get off.  I love riding a dick.   Just writing this blog about fucking turns me on.

AS MANY DICKS STICKING OUT OF ME AS IN ME

Everyone should live in a mobile home park when they first get married.  The older members have nothing else to do rather than makeup fantasies.  If I had as many dicks sticking out of me that they said I had stuck in me; I would look like a porcupine.  Soon it didn’t bother me and I was actually catching up with the total, lol. Continue reading “Nymphomaniac phone sex” →

Mr. Hotstuff

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We met at the gym. No, I wasn’t working out! I was going to the tanning booth. They let you have unlimited access to the beds when you have a gym membership, which I don’t but the guy manning the front desk lets me suck his dick for a little UV light time.

Anyway, the gym was where I met Mr. Hotstuff. He was tall, handsome, and covered in sweat, just the kinda guy I like to turn into a Daddy for me to play with. He couldn’t resist my giggles and pigtail twirling, he asked me out for dinner that night and of course, I agreed.

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My lips are so soft and warm and there is a craving sucking on cock. This year my friends were having a holiday cheer party. And since I was the cheer caption I was going to have to all the sucking to raise money. Sucking All At Christmas Party Lil Monica gets so naughty.

I loved this event each year cause we got to see all the hunks with their cocks out and the head cheerleader on her knees taking them all. All the guys pay ten dollars to cum here. Great way to earn money for our cheer squad but I was the head and I couldn’t wait to tease and suck them all.

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Lucy Loves Her Gift of BBC Phonesex

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My homegirl Lucy has a special gift. She can work any sized BBC using her mouth and that wet ass pussy! My brother is visiting for the holidays and he just had to have a piece of Lucy’s fine ass when she came over for dinner! I convinced her to spend the night because I wanted my brother to fuck that pussy up!

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On The 12 Days of Christmas make sure you are checking out the company pages for special treats! Fill out the surveys for a chance to win! The fun part is the amount of minutes awarded changes each day! What a fun and exciting way to win free call time with any of our delicious, sexy ladies! Each one of us is ready to take your special holiday call.

I know if you win and choose to spend your time with me, I have candy canes to play with! Can you just imagine the things we can do with them? And I have multiple different flavors, depending on what you like. I personally like the cherry flavored candy canes, but I also have a fruit variety and old-fashioned peppermint. Continue reading “12 Days of Christmas Phonesex” →

Stuffing You Like A Stocking Phonesex

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You have been a naughty slut this year, haven’t you? I can tell that your name will be nowhere to be found on Santa’s nice list. I know all about your fucked up kinks. What would your wife say if she found out that her “devoted” husband loves being stuffed like a Christmas stocking? Not only that but that you pay me to do the stuffing!

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Just to let you know. the husband is away for the weekend.  Plenty of time for us to masturbate and fuck on the phone.  I’m going to be on most of the night because I love getting off on the phone.

There’s always something hot about a cheating wife and I’m just the one you’re looking for.  No need to play games with me.  I’m here to see that we have a good time. Continue reading “Nasty Milf phone sex” →

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Little cocks never did the trick for me.  I mean why would a goddess like me even want to let you near with that little dicklett?  That’s exactly why you capture my attention with pla$tic.  I find it amusing how men of ages try to hide their shortcomings with things like fancy cars. LOL.  That only impresses me partially, but it really doesn’t because myself I drive a high luxury SUV.

Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, well they were obviously poor and had nothing in that wallet.  You on the other hand, you are different.  You have worked really hard your entire life and you have everything to show for it.  You have a great position at work, you can afford pretty much anything.  Continue reading “Capture My Attention With Pla$tic Phonesex” →

Naughty Elves Gianna and Lexi Phone Sex!

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Sexy Lexi and I are sharing today as our Elf Day! It’s only $2 a minute to play with us! Lexi and I are so naughty together. The kind of elves that cause all kinds of mischief in the toy shop. While other elves are busy making toy cars, pillow pals, and candy… we’re making dildos, butt plugs, and poppers!

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