Author: Kayla

Cheeky Redhead wishes Happy birthday to Misterten

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On this day, many, many, mannnnnny moons ago… a baby Misterten was gifted to us. That baby grew into the most annoying stinker the world has ever known. However, as small people do, he grew some more. Into a sneaky, attention-seeking brat whose butt had to be paddled so often, his buns were more often red than pale.

Please stick with me; I have a point. After decades and centuries of growing up and gaining knowledge, that annoying little punk transformed into the darling Daddy we know and love today. Happiest of Birthdays to our dearest lover of kitten dancing, butt spanking Daddy Ten!

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Have you ever been caught in quicksand? I’m not talking figuratively, I mean literally. Like have you stepped on what you hoped would be solid ground and instead found yourself sinking. The more you struggled, the deeper you found yourself? Me neither, but I reached out on Twitter today to ask what kinks people were digging into these days. Working as I do, it can be easy for me to be blinded by the taboo.

For me, it’s normal to peg a married diaperboy with a fat strap on, ya know? Or to beg for Daddy’s cock while he braids my sister’s hair. My view of the world can get a bit skewed but I love finding new topics to dip my dirty little toes in. Twitter, as it always does delivered.

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Happy

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It was really late into the night and I was talking to the boy who really knows how to drench my panties. We’d been roleplaying for hours, gearing up to continue through until midnight and into his Birthday. The lights were off in my room and I was laying on my side, tucked under my thick comforter. My hand kept slipping over my panties to press on the remote control Vib nestled around my clit.

Waiting for Chris to turn it up was as sexy as when he wouldn’t shut it off after I came but right then I was desperate to orgasm. The mental pictures racing through my brain as we traded off scenes were too hot. My roommate still had a male friend staying in the room next to mine so I knew I couldn’t cum loudly but I was willing to bite it back so long as I found release.

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Make out

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I’m in a mood. A needy, wet, desperate mood. I need you to kiss me. Long and slow and passionately. I’m hungry to feel your hands on my skin. Pulling me to you while your tongue makes me feel such intense magic. No silly, not on my mouth. I need you to make out with my pussy!

Lay me down and feel my legs curling around you. You fit so perfectly between my toned thighs. Glide your hands up and down the backs of my thighs. That’s it. Knead my ass and tug me down lower as you slouch over to kiss my mound.

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Jerktop

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Playing Teamviewer games gives me a peek into what’s on your jerktop. You know, the collages of wank material you splash all over your desktop while you masturbate. It’s funny to see how each guy organizes these images differently. One loser who lets me into his computer makes me crazy with his spank bank chaos.

I can’t find anything under the creeper pictures he’s taken. So many innocent girls who have no idea he has secretly taken pictures of their ass or tits while they are going about their business. No one is safe around that horny fucker. Worse than just taking them is how he arranges them on his jerktop.

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Babypants

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Happy Birthday to our favorite Babypants! There’s no other baby bitch like you in the whole phonesex realm! You’re a whole year older and still in diapers. Not a good look for someone trying to get some ass. Don’t worry, you’re ass enough! Hehe, that just means you can still suckle all the Mommy tit’s you can handle. We know you can handle a lot with that big ol’ mouth of yours. It never stops running.

By the looks of that soggy diaper, it’s time for us to give you a birthday change before you get cake and ice cream.

Waddle on over and let’s start the celebration!

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Dream

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Last night, sleep came quickly as it always does when I exhaust myself but with it came a DANGEROUSLY PLEASING DREAM.

I was all alone, kayaking down a calm river in the middle of a thick jungle. SWEAT stained my white tank top from the muggy heat of the tropical air and my tan shorts stuck damply to the bottom of my kayak. The trees were parted over the water, allowing the burning sun to kiss my thighs and shoulders. My hair blew back in the wind and I couldn’t have been happier to enjoy the peace around me.

Birds sang in the trees and wildlife splashed in the river as I dipped my oars into the still, yet murky water. The sun, that once shone so brightly I had to squint my eyes even behind the lenses of my dark sunglasses now dipped behind a group of puffy clouds and plunged me into a darkness I hadn’t expected.

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pays

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My father had called and asked if I was home. I was, all alone. He sounded nervous and like he had something stuck in his throat. He told me to stay home until he got there and hung up. It’s not unusual for my Father to act STRANGE but this was off, even for him. I brushed off the feelings of worry and went back to binge-watching my show. I was still in my PJs and scrolling through my phone while RICH housewives bickered on the TV when I heard the front door open and I jumped up to see what was so wrong with my Father only it wasn’t him at the door.

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