Tag: Embarassing

Have You seen Denise?

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Have you seen little dick Denise? He called me the other day and begged me to suck on my tits. When I asked him why he wanted to so badly, he said because no one ever lets him. Poor little Denise has a three-inch penis, and every time he managed to get a girlfriend, if his pants came down and she saw the pathetic lump of flesh, she’d laugh and fuck his big dicked roommate instead.

You can imagine how sad this virgin bitch is. However, his fantasy tickled me, so I’m going to tell you about it.

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S.W.A.K

Posted 1 year ago by Francie

S.W.A.K

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Do you remember when you started writing your first love notes? How you’d spill your secrets with ink, confident no one but the intended eyes would read them. Did you scribble “S.W.A.K” on the back, or was that something just girls did? Do you remember what it stood for?

Sealed With a kiss. Your confession of love and lust may have been sealed with a press of your lips to the envelope, but I hate to tell you the girl you sent it with shared your words. Even then, you were nothing but a laughing stock to women.

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