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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

This is the story of Halloweenie. Oh, you haven’t heard of him? Well, it’s probably time that you did.  This is exactly where you need to be. I will tell you the sad story of a man born with the tiniest micro penis imaginable. This should actually make you feel a little better about yourself or will it?

Halloweenie went by the name of Ted but lived in a little village in New England. He seemed nice enough but there were two things he was cursed with in life. One was the fact that he had a micro penis. I’m not just talking about a smaller than average dick. This little nub was so small that it could be easily confused with a clit. The second curse was that of being a complete pervert.

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Hello Boys

Posted 2 years ago by Writer

Sylvia * 844 332 2639 * 428

I’m looking forward to connecting with all of you boys at one time or another.  It’s so good to be back on this site.  I should have known being a wife was not in the cards for me.  It’s not like it was my first time.  it worked at first before the possibilities presented themselves.  There were just so many men for me to choose from.  When my husband and I traveled there were the boys who wanted to impress my husband and help him in any way they could.  Soon they were offering me free lessons in tennis, golf, and even horseback riding. After a year and having tried all I could I took the time to take the first discreet step to fuck the pool boy.  He was so willing to do what I wanted it was easy to seduce him.

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

Sex Addicted Pervert – that is actually a very good description for what you really are. Of course you try to keep up appearances and pretend to be a normal guy. But your little addiction has begun has become a real problem for you. Not to mention the fact that you have that small penis issue. Your marriage is also in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought phone sex would be a mere distraction and that it would be good for you. Wrong, twerp. The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is repulsive. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your particular brand of nonsense. Exactly how did you become so fucking delusional? Most of 

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By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

Travis begged me to humiliate the fuck out of him, and I’m always happy to oblige such a request. So I asked three of my hottest girlfriends to come with me to his house. When we got there, he was nervous; I guess he didn’t expect me to bring an audience. “What will you have me do, Mistress Krysta?” His voice shivered as I walked around him, tapping my finger to my chin.

“Well, undress first, loser. Let’s see what we’re working with.” Katie, Melissa, and Steph got comfortable on the loveseat as I pushed Travis to the center of the living room.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Humping your Willow Pillow – that’s right, since you can never actually fuck your Dream Girl, you have resorted to humping your pillow. It might be funny if it wasn’t just so sad. So, you just imagine me all over you like I just can’t get enough. There’s nothing wrong with dreaming, but you have let your dreams become an obsession. You sleep with your pillow, you hump it and try to fuck it. That is loser behavior. But, since you are already fantasizing that it’s me, why not just call me?  The one thing you should know is that I am always more than worth it. You know you want this but you also know that you can never have someone like me. I am the crème de la crème, the best of the best. Continue reading “Humping Your Willow Pillow” →

VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

You have a small problem. Your little addiction has begun has become a problem for you. Not to mention your small penis issue. It started out so innocently didn’t it? You reached for that phone for a variety of reasons. Your marriage was in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought a distraction would be good for you. You were so fucking wrong. The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is just deplorable to most people. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your nonsense. The audacity you possess to even think you could score with a woman is ludicrous. How did you become so fucking delusional? Most of the women you cast your perversions on are young enough to be your daughter. 

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There’s something about my sweet and kind nature that attracts losers.  They think because I’m a nice girl that I’ll give them attention.  Even I know though, that little dick losers only deserve the most minimal of attention.  What I especially hate is when guys with little cocks look like hot studs with their clothes on.  But then they surprise you with their most disappointing dicklets smashing your hopes and dreams by dropping their pants and showing off what they don’t have hanging between their legs.  Fine!  Whatever!  Let’s get this over with loser.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

This little brat will fuck you up. I am the naughtiest, wildest, and craziest, little brat you will ever come across or is it cum across? It’s true though. I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. I was literally built for this. And you were made to be manipulated and fucked over.

Now that we have established our roles, let’s get this endeavor started. You can admit it, you thrive on drama and the idea of a total brat fucking with your mind, cock and wallet is a dream cum true for a loser like you. It’s OK, most losers fall victim to a sadistic brat like me eventually.

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Fall For Francie xXx 844-332-2639 xXx 208

Honestly, it’s fucking pathetic. You motion for me to sit on your lap and whisper foul things in your ear. With every degrading, humiliating word that spills from my pretty pouted lips, your dumb dick gets harder and harder. Oh, does the addicted loser wanna touch it? Rub it? It isn’t like it’s big enough for you to actually stroke it.

Handsex is the only kind of sex you’ll ever get, so I hope you’re good and used to it. It’s drizzle some lube over your pencil-thin nub and get to work. The longer you edge, the more money I make.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Taxing Tiny Dicks – Just look at that pathetic excuse for a penis. You seriously do not measure up. I suppose when they were handing out dicks, you got what was leftover? That’s really sad for you but hilarious and lucrative for me. Since it’s almost tax time as in taxes are due, I’ve decided to tax your cock. The less dick you have, the more you pay. It really makes sense if you think about it. The great thing is that you actually get some attention from me. So, just refer to the chart and see how you measure up or in your case how you don’t measure up.

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