top secret

Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270  

I’m on a top secret mission! One to spread cheer through my little town. Everyone is cooped up and frankly, going crazy! Rotten families are packed together 24/7 and the adults can’t have sex because little ears are never closed! It’s making for some GRUMPY OLD MEN! I have to do something to spread some cheer around these parts!

Dressed as a burglar in all black, with my mask for safety, I’m breaking into all the houses on my street after midnight!

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Night

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It’s that time again! GAME NIGHT! Now, this game isn’t one of speed or skill but one of PERSONALITY! That’s what she said will be a “caption this game” featuring the most awkward photos of orgasm faces I could find. Your job is to make us laugh with the most creative, whity caption.

Us Candy Girls are known to have pretty sharp tongues and can cut you to the quick, this will be your chance to shine and delight us!

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underwater

KayKay 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I read an article the other day and not all of the details stuck with me because I started imagining my own story. However, the basis of it is so incredible that I can’t stop thinking about it. This diver found what he thought was an abandoned, underwater dance club.

They forced their way inside and found it to be not just any dance club but an underwater strip club! With stages and poles and everything! The pictures were amazing and my mind began to spin. How did this club end up underwater? I wondered, was it swallowed up by the sea or built to be a magical experience? Can you imagine watches fish and whales swim by as you got a lapdance from a mermaid?! Hello! Best fucking idea ever!

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Man

xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

Listen, it’s cute that you try. I see you doing your best to convince me that you are indeed a man but even as you try to prove it, the truth is you will NEVER be man enough for me. First, let’s talk about your height. We’re the same damn size. How can you expect me to respect a man I can look, right in his eyes? Even worse, one I have to look down on when I’m wearing my cute heels.

Next, we need to discuss your finances. I make more money than you on a slow day. Hate to be the one to break it to you, but me being the breadwinner isn’t a turn on. I want a man who can spoil and indulge me in the finer things in life, not one who needs me to go dutch on date night.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

People in your life think you are a grown-ass man but if only they knew the truth. You are the neediest attention whore I have ever met. If you think this blog is about you, then it probably is.

As my BFF says “Check yourself before you wreck yourself, booboo.” It’s insane the amount of bitch boy entitlement that runs amuck round here. Like fruit flies around rotting pussy. It’s disgusting!

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GIF
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Game night is here!! It’s that time again and Kayla Cumsalot is hosting a fantastic “Name that fetish” trivia game…GIF style! That’s right! It’s going to get HOT in the chat room tonight!

If you think you can handle a little heat and fun competition, join us for FREE! Playing costs you nothing but time and gives you a chance to win a FREE fifteen-minute phone call with any down to fuck Candy girls that hang out with us during game time!

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Night
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Game night is back !! Yessaa! Summer is ending and all you horny boys are back in the house where you should be. Setting up horny phonesex calls with my naughty candy girlfriends and me! Well, did you know that if you join us here in FREE sexy chat Tuesdays and Saturdays, you can earn the chance to win a 15 min FREE call?!?!

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Sweet Lovin' Kayla 1844-332-2639 ext 357
Sweet-Lovin’ Kayla 1844-332-2639 ext 357

I’d been dating this guy for a while now and he was all that I’d hope for in a guy! Tall, dark and handsome with a sarcastic sense of humor that just TICKLED my funny bone. A real ladies man too with a cheeky smirk. The last thing I would have thought was that he was a diaper baby boyfriend!

I’d been staying over at his house a few nights a week and was happy to find one night where I arrived before him. He was always cooking dinner for me so I wanted to surprise him by RETURNING THE FAVOR but what I found on his kitchen counter when I got there really threw a wrench in my plans.

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