MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236
Tiny Dick Detective is what I am. I can usually tell just by the way a guy wears his pants how big or how small he is. Once I detect a tiny dick I immediately know that he will mindlessly pay and do whatever the fuck I tell him. It’s like having a human ATM.
Let’s just hope for your sake that you can take what’s coming to you. At the very least you will be completely confused and mindfucked, aka cumfuzzled. But you are too dumb to cum yet.
And just who will you have to thank for this little predicament of yours? Well, that would be me. I already have a major reputation as a mean cocktease. Your dick has zero chances with me.