MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Gooner’s Summer Camp – Welcome losers, I have come up with just the right activity for you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even get completely hard? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. In fact, every woman thinks of you as a pathetic joke. Now you can be with others of your kind. You know, other pencil dicks.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
Gooner’s Anonymous – Hey loser, I’m starting a new therapy group for goons like you. For fuck’s sake, you really call me to try and get off but you can’t even get completely hard? How fucking pathetic to not even be capable of getting a phone boner. No wonder your wife laughs at you. In fact, every woman thinks of you as a pathetic joke. When you get really desperate and beg me to get you off I just want to drop kick your family jewels.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236
Too Dumb To Cum – Have you ever been told this? Well, It’s true. I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. I am built for this. You know you can’t stop edging your pathetic cock. It’s a problem and I am the solution.
How many times has a woman asked if it’s in yet? Too many times to count? Talk about buyer’s remorse. They were probably ready to get the fuck out of there once they saw that little dick.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236
Gooning for Halloween, I see. Why should today be different than any other day? So, here you are jerking your pathetic dick again. You really are so obsessed aren’t you? Seriously, you really seem to be really wound up tight, like really sprung. Of course, who could really blame you? It only makes sense that I make you weak in the knees. So, keep edging yourself to my pics.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236
Hey gooner! I see you over there jerking your pathetic dick. You really are so obsessed aren’t you? Seriously, you really seem to be really wound up tight, like really sprung. Of course, who could really blame you? That’s right, yours truly is the baddest, wildest, and craziest, little bitch you will meet. It’s true, I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. It only makes sense that I make you weak in the knees. So, keep edging yourself to my pics.
VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232
Keeping your cock in check. This is exactly what I have in store for you. Think of this as the beginning of the end for you. Yes, the time is at hand. We both know how desperately you are in need of my services. It’s apparent that you are incapable of controlling your depraved urges. This is why you require my specific skill set. Admitting that you have a phone sex addiction will help me to help you. I am the ultimate solution to your “little” problem.
It isn’t normal to jerk off 24/7 and let everything else in your life fall by the wayside. Giving over control of your masturbatory habits to someone like me will give you the structure and that rush of excitement you’ve been craving. Continue reading “Keeping Your Cock In Check”
TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349
The pandemic really spoiled you. While everyone else was upset about being in lockdown, you found yourself content in front of your computer. You weren’t allowed to leave your house, so you dug in deep into the porn hole. Gooning all day long. Just fucking your hand pussy for hours and hours at a time. You’d start watching vanilla porn, harmless enough. A simple storyline with two normal people fucking, but then something happened.
One clip after another, you transformed into a goon goblin!
Madison (a.k.a. bratty Maddi) 1-844-332-2639 ext 359
OMG…sometimes I like being super duper naughty and flash guys in public. It totally gives me a rush, especially if I’m all dolled up in a short skirt as I sit on a bench in the park….slowly spreading my legs. Giving you some eye candy to drool over. But you’re such a loser. Going in a park, looking at a hot barely legal teen, drooling over my tight barely legal pussy. Wanting to see me getting all wet. But, since you’re a loser beta male, you don’t get the pleasure of seeing me all wet.
As I spread my long luscious legs, I cover my pussy with my hand and that’s all you get. Because you’re a pathetic beta gooner. You get to go home and fuck your hand… giggle. I can imagine all the fucked up taboo fantasies running through your empty stoopid head. You’re totally thinking with your dick. Oh wait, that’s barely classified as a dick. Continue reading “Stroke For Me You Silly Gooner Phonesex”