Mooning Police Officers: Suzie and I were just trying to have some fucking fun!  I don’t know why those cops got so upset with us.  Mooning never hurt anyone but you’d think we had stolen the hope diamond or something equally nefarious.  It was totally harmless fun and those officers completely overreacted!

So, how did we get here you ask?  Well, Suzie and I had been playing some video games together.  Then we got bored and decided to go for a ride around town.  That’s when we passed the cops just sitting there parked eating their donuts.  We passed them the first time waving sweetly.  But then I got the best idea ever!

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Here we go again! I’ve been a bridesmaid so many times.  Cousins, friends, and co-workers know who to ask when they need a bridesmaid.  There must be an invisible sign on me somewhere * The Bridesmaid*

So I’m hurrying up trying to get packed for a cousin’s wedding.  Everything is in the car except the bridesmaid gown.  It’s a pretty one this time at least.  I’ve not seen her in a few years but we always said we’d be there for each other.  Finally on the road; should be there within the hour. Continue reading “Always The Bridesmaid Phone Sex”

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Suzie had been seeing this guy for a while. He wasn’t all that kind, but she likes those older daddy types. She told me recently that he’d been making rude remarks about people who aren’t like him. About “faggots”, “sissy boys,” and the like. We thought maybe showing him hot a sexy cock in his mouth could be was a good plan.

We plotted a sexy switch at the Halloween party coming up. We’d dress alike in skin-tight latex catsuits with a full face makes and our pretty blonde ponytails peeping out at the top. He’d come to the part with Suzie and lose her within the first hour or so.

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Boy meets girl. Boy eats girl. A man said this phrase to me once and I’ve loved it ever since. Why you ask? Because I instantly thought of someone licking and eating my pussy and that makes me so fucking hot!! Lick me baby and make me yours forever!

When I meet a man, if he can get down and dirty and start eating my pussy right away, and do it properly, I’m pretty much his girl after the first fuck lol. So far, the record is 3 minutes, from meet to eat. That record is going to be hard to beat! But I think we should try to beat it together, shall we?

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It’s finally October! It’s getting just chilly enough to need a sweatshirt or light jacket and leggings. Also, being able to play pranks of friends and family, having pumpkins spice drinks and treats, Halloween parties, and my absolute favorite bonfires! I’m usually not good when it comes to pranks but we still have fun. It’s the thought that counts right? Halloween parties, pumpkin treats, and bonfires go together nicely!

Halloween is when I get to come out of my comfort zone a bit. It’s always fun and exciting! Dressing up in clothes/outfits I wouldn’t normally wear and playing the role of the costume. The mysterious part of talking to someone who is wearing a mask not knowing who they are but you can be free with them and leave your insecurities behind. Having those one-night stands who the mysterious hotty you’ve been talking to all night. Dressing up sexier than normal. Continue reading “Halloween Parties PhoneSex!”

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I caught you…AGAIN! I know you’ve been jerking off in your room at night – you’re not as quiet as you think you are. But I think you need to let mommy teach you how to take your time when you’re jerking off. I know baby. You probably get so excited and make yourself cum so fast because it feels so good, but you need to let mommy show you how much better taking your time feels. I think you just need some jerk off instructions to help you get the hang of things. Continue reading “Lucy Caught You Being Naughty! JOI Phone Sex”

You know you lurk in our chatroom every day! Why not play a fun game with the sexy candy girls and have a chance to win a FREE phone sex call! 15 mins of nasty, kinky anything goes phone boning can be yours. All you have to do is study up all about MAINE.

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I was walking around the baby supply store.  Just checking out the toys and diapers and diaper supplies they have.  One never knows when one might need diaper supplies for surprise messy diapers.  Suddenly I smelled something awful.  Very pungent and strong and seemed to be filling up the air throughout the store.  I followed my nose up and down the aisles until I got to the Pamper aisle.  There standing in the aisle looking lost and smelling to high heaven was a stinky Pamper boy.

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It’s Saturday!  You know what that means!!  There will be a kinky, fun, sexy, naughty, hilarious game today at 2 pm eastern time.

Today I plan to play Misheard Song Lyrics.

There should be lots of laughing and a very good time.

Bonus!  Someone will win a free 15-minute call with one of our sexy naughty kinky ladies.

Don’t miss out!

Zesty Zoey

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We’re here!  Your dirty older sister, Zoey and Olivia.  There are so many things we plan to do with you little brother.  I hope you’re ready to be our new favorite little toy.  All the other boys will be jealous to learn about your dirty hot older sisters.

You might be a little nervous at first when Olivia and I sneak into your room.  But we’ll get rid of those butterflies in your stomach very soon.  You won’t be nervous when you have one of us sitting on your face and the other sucking your cock.

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