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Belle and I got called up, by the powers that be, to work a stint as interrogation agents.  They told us that we were the prefect pair to get information out of guys.  The agency director said that I’m sweet and persuasive while Belle has the fortitude to do the dirty work that’s sometimes needed.  Together they knew we’d get the information needed to assure our country remained a powerhouse in the world of intelligence.  So, we were given sexy revealing matching uniforms.  Belle was given high heeled boots while I was left barefoot to perpetuate the idea that I was completely harmless.

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I couldn’t sleep.  My brain was too busy contemplating the expansiveness of the universe.  Especially after seeing those crazy pictures from that new telescope.  When I got tired of tossing and turning, I decided to get up and go for a little walk.  Luckily since I live in the country, I usually only have to worry about the wildlife.  So, I threw on my running shoes, pushed in my headphone, and started out into the night.  How was I supposed to know that I’d been watched and was currently being stalked by a real live gargoyle?  No one would have that at the top of the ten things to happen while out on a late-night run.

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