Jemma – 1844-332-2639 ext 303

Once upon a time, in the world of 2003, a beautiful girl named Jemma was born. 

Now, let me tell you why Gen Z is both the best and worst thing that ever began happening to this earth. 

First, like most people born between the years of 1997 through 2012. I have never known a world without cell phones and the internet. 

I’ll illustrate this. 

For example, have you ever seen the episode of Seinfeld where George, Jerry, and Elaine are stuck at the Chinese restaurant, famished, and not being seated?   

The entire time I watch the episode, all I can think about is how an iPhone would solve all their problems. In 2023, the episode almost doesn’t make sense. Like, can you tell me what a payphone is? All I know is this site is pay-to-play. 

Ironically, my generation tends to hate answering their phone to a call without a heads-up first. 

Quoting Kelly Kapoor, “You want to call someone that texted you? Do you want to drive them away? I mean…”

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Ronnie 1844-33-CANDY Ext 443

It may be the middle of the winter, but there is just something so fun and undeniably carnal about a date to an ice cream shop. First, it’s a low-commitment kind of date. I know I can leave whenever I want, and I’m going to feel safe in a very public space. Second, it’s just a little gluttonous, but in a delightful way. Delicious fatty treats of my perfect favorite flavor. But it’s really about seeing what your tongue is capable of.

I will absolutely insist you get a cone. Secretly, it’s because I’m sitting across from you, judging you as you eat your ice cream. I’m wondering how that frozen muscle would feel against my searing hot clit. I need to know how that jaw is going to feel as it slides against my pussy as your nose brushes my button, and the tip of your tongue finds its way to the top of my sweet delight.

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Babysitters Aren't Just For Babies

Valerie 844-332-2639 Ext 243

Babysitters aren’t just for babies. Or toddlers or teens. I know what you’re thinking. “Yes, Val, that’s the point.” However, you’d be wrong if you thought like that.

Babysitters like me are also for the Daddies. Typically, by the time I’m hired, he’s so sex-starved that just breathing in his direction could make him cum in his pants. I give him much more than that, though, I promise you.

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Do you have plans tonight? Break them. This horny slut wants to play. And by play, I don’t mean any of that sweet-loving stuff. I want to end the night a sweaty, cum filled, exhausted whore. So let me tell you how this is going to go. I will invite you over for dinner and drinks and maybe a movie. I will fix dinner – something simple but nice and I will dress sweetly, just for the shock value. We will eat and drink and flirt a little and then we get ready for a movie. I take the remote and press play. It starts with a hottie wearing thigh-highs and little else. And like literally nothing else. You pause and look at me puzzled.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Vacation’s over or is it?  You spent so much time and money and still didn’t get fucked. Your dumb wife can’t satisfy you. She only cares about the status quo anyway. You are her meal ticket and that bitch loves to eat. So, she gets what she gets and I get what I want. And what do I want? Big, juicy Daddy Dick. This is your chance to finally have some good luck in your otherwise pathetic life. Let’s face it, you have a history of bad luck and even worse choices. Just look at your her. Even if she does decide to give you that less than average pussy it’s not like she’s doing you any favors. I only want you because she made a big stink about it.

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Elaine  1844-332-2639 ext 250

Lately my back has been aching me. I looked around online and decided to take a trip to mings palace. A massage parlor not far from my house. I really didn’t know what to exspect. But upon my arrival I saw that it was a really nice place. A short chinese lady approached me. And gave me a form to fill out.That would pin point which parts of my body really needed attention.

So that they could really take care of those areas. Then I was given a glass of red wine in a crystal flute. By the time they called me to the back I was very relaxed. A very beautiful girl showed me to my room. And told me to strip down to my comfort level. Then she stepped out.

I got totally naked. Then I climbed on to the massage table. And laid a towel across my waist. Moments later the girl returned and asked if I had any allergies. Or if I was sensitive to any certain smells. I told her no and she lit her scented candles. Then asked if I had a preference on the oils she would be using.

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Ariel 1844-332-2639 Ext 290

Hiking is something that I like to do on a regular basis, because it provides me an opportunity to try and get away with something sexy. I’ll never forget this trip as I found a friend and he showed me his wood in the woods! A few weekends ago I was marching along wearing the above images lingerie under my jeans and flannel. The trees were dense but a bit deeper in, off the main trail, I could see a decent sized lean to. No one was around so I made my way off the path and into the woods. As I approached I could hear shuffling and so I paused for a moment at the entrance and peered inside. Just as I went to peer, a man about my age went to come out and we nearly collided.

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Ok, It Is Me

Sylvia * 844 332 2639 * 428

Ok, it is me,  I am the one with the wondering eye.  I have broken up with and divorced a few men. I am like a mad woman with a new toy and several have lasted way past the newness wearing off I’m sorry to say.  When a man says his wife has stopped dressing up like she use to when they go out can be a sign of boredom for her. The poor guy thinks it is her problem lol just wait until she catches a new eye, then see her snap back.  My first ex-husband almost convinced me it was my fault things went south.  It took me longer than it should have to realize I could go and take the money with me.  I think the only reason to get married is for security. At this point and I’ve been married enough to have that already. Continue reading “Ok, It Is Me”

 

Anna 1-844-332-2639 EXT 203

I want someone with a dirty mind. The dirtier the better. I hate vanilla sex. The only time I like vanilla is when its on my desserts, like cake and ice cream. I love ice cream, don’t you? I would love to just lick you like an ice cream cone. You can tell me how you want it, don’t be shy. Do you like it nice and neat or do you want it wet and sloppy? Maybe with drool everywhere? I normally don’t drool. You’ll have to make me. Gagging is the best way to get a lot of drool out of a girl. That will produce more saliva than you can imagine.

 

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Anna 1-844-332-2639 EXT 203

 I love dirty talk. Doesn’t matter the topic, or type of sex, I love it all. I want to hear about all of your dirty deviant fantasies. What do you want more than anything in this world? What have you always wanted to try but have never been able to? What really gets your engine going? Tell me. I want to know. Is it a certain phrase? Maybe a certain item of clothing or outfit? Or maybe it’s a certain scenario that you’re just aching to try.

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