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no taboo

No Taboo

You’ve been spying on me at the gym for some time now. Me, the hot, petite, scandalous 23-year-old, you the just divorced dad looking to get back in the game. It couldn’t be more obvious how desperate you are for sex, the way you are finally getting into shape, the way you look at all the women in here – but especially me, the way you peacock your job, your car, your watch, your clothes, like women actually care.
Funny thing is, we don’t. Or I don’t. I’m 23 and gorgeous, at the height of my sexual prowess. Your silly ex just took you for half of everything, and no girl ever bragged to their friends about the Acura her new man drives. Do all the dumbbell lifts you want; you’ll need something better if you want my attention.

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xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

I’d been trying to locate Batman’s cave for years now. Not knowing who the man is behind the mask just really irks me. Who the fuck does he think he is, living two lives? The one where no one knows anything about him and the other where he boss’s everyone around and says what we can and can’t do. Everyone knows if you commit a crime, you answer to the Bat. He owns the city, and it’s fucking annoying. I’m a bad girl, a criminal. I don’t want some asshole in a power suit ruining my fun. I HAVE to find out who he is and use that info to get what I want.

What do I want? Power and wealth. I crave to be the wealthiest bitch in Gothan and for all the Mob Bosses to fear Franny.

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Crystal loves BBC

Crystal 1-844-332-2369 ext 434

Since I’m brand new here, I thought I would share one of my favorite stories-and my first time with group sex!  

A few years back, I had just broken up with a boyfriend and was looking to let off some steam. I decided to go to a hotel party I had heard a lot of fun things about, plus I already had a few friends going, so I figured it would be fun either way. I never thought things would get as dirty as they did, though!

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Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270

UGH! Mommy asked you three times if you had to use the bathroom before we left for the birthday party. Then I asked you again when we arrived, but you were so excited to play with the other big boys that you promised me you didn’t have to go. I knew you couldn’t be a big boy, but I was willing to give you a chance.

And now look at us. Standing in the middle of a birthday party while all the other boys laugh at you for wetting your pants. The front of your jeans is completely soaked, and because Mommy wanted to believe you could handle yourself, I didn’t pack any extra clothing. So I’m going to have to ask one of the other Mommies for a diaper to change you into and a pair of dry pants. Continue reading “I Knew You Couldn’t Be a Big Boy” →

There’s something so fun about seducing guys my age for my sexy MILF friend Sylvia.  I guess you could call it a sort of bait and switch.  However, no one is ever disappointed at the end of the day.  Who could be upset about those huge tits and all the sexual experience that she brings to the table? I love watching her teach guys my age everything they need to know to please a woman.  She gives them an undeniably hot sexual experience and new techniques to blow future lovers’ minds.  Often they even come back for more and new lessons.  Sometimes they practice on me while Sylvia watches and gives corrections or more direction.

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xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

I don’t understand why people think it’s weird for girls to watch porn. If anything, we probably should be the ones watching it the most since most guys don’t know how to fuck with a damn. Anyhow, I watch porn a lot. Like a lot, a lot, and I follow one of my favorite actors on Twitter.

Jack Mehoff has the best dick I’ve ever seen, and unlike some other male porn stars, he is actually really handsome. One night after too much to drink, I slid into his DM’s and told him how wet his work makes me. I was gushing about how I was possibly his biggest fan. To my surprise, he texted back!

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Seasonal jobs come and go. That’s why they are called seasonal. I just needed some extra Christmas cash, so I applied to work at the local massage parlor. I faked some of my credentials, like actually having gone to massage school, but how hard could it be to rub people down all day?

They hired me at my interview; I guess they were so impressed with my resume and they even asked if I would start immediately. I guess that being short-handed is a hell of a thing for small businesses. I agreed, of course; I was looking forward to that bonus cash! But, of course, I didn’t expect to get fired the same fucking day.

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My nudist neighbor part 1

My nudist neighbor part 1  xoX TorrenceXox (844-332-2639) ext 415

It’s 6:00 am, and every morning like clock work, my neighbor let his wolfhound out. I bury my head under my pillow, trying to muffle the noise, but I can still hear him howling. You would think since it’s so cold out, that he would just do his business and go in. But no, he’s howling to the sky, determined to ruin my sleep. Frustrated I throw my covers back, and hop out of bed. Approaching my back door I can see my neighbor standing in his doorway…. naked. I slowed down in my tracks. Staring at  his hung cock. I had no idea my neighbor was a nudist. 

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spoil me

Spoil me? I mean it is Christmas, right? A time to show those special people in your life just how much you care. The people that bring you the greatest joy and hmmm well even the best and biggest orgasms. The dirty girl on the other end of the line fulfilling your deepest darkest most twisted fantasies? The sweet voice that says all those words you crave. The one you share your secrets with knowing she will never say a word to anyone. Those are the best kind, don’t you agree? The ones you can count on to be ready to put you in a great mood. Work out all those frustrations and put you to bed feeling relaxed with perverted visions running through your mind. The kind you know will always be there to listen or play, whichever you need at the time.
You know these girls. All the wonderful Phone Sex Candy girls who have been here for you all year. I mean I am not wrong, am I? So, what does one do to show just how appreciated someone is? Well, I think you know the answer to that………………………….

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Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270

Filling out Christmas cards to my friends and family is a labor of love. Every year, I pick out beautiful cards covered in glitter with uplifting season’s greetings on them and dutifully write out personal well-wishes to whomever the card is for. The only downside to this is how long the process can be! Jason tends to get very impatient during this time because he always craves Mommy’s attention.

When I’m getting ready to prepare the cards, I spread them out on my bed with all of the matching envelopes and stamps. Then, with my favorite pen in hand, I get to work. It’s easy to lose track of time when I get into the zone. Almost every year, Jason stands by the bed as I’m writing them out, and the only way to keep both him entertained and get my work done is to give him an ignore handjob.

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