Pandora 1 844 332 2539 ext 283

So, this pillow humping fucking loser called me last night. And yes, it definitely WAS as pathetic as it sounds. He called to tell me that he had a “3-inch sissy stick”. The rest of the introduction was missed because I was laughing so hard. He told me he was a pathetic loser with no life and that I would see him coming a mile away. He explained that his three-inch thumbelina weenie sat right on top of his useless balls. I almost gagged.

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BBC

~Idun~ 844-332-2639 ext 369

Tyrell is 6’8 and completely made of muscle and melanin. Everything about him intimidates and arouses you. It’s so easy for him to make you feel inferior. He wants a wrestling match against you. The loser has to suck the other one’s cock. BBC always wins.

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844-332-2639 Ext. 344

Always thought that one girl was the nice girl, didn’t you? Hehehe, like any girl is really nice.. I’d love to make you feel like a million dollars and be a good girlfriend, but like, Its hard to be a good girl ALL the time. Sometimes you wanna be naughty. You should know, a cute girlfriend is a precious gift, and like anything else that is important? It needs to be invested in.

Especially if a bad boy is around…you wouldn’t get jealous, me kissing other boys in front of you? Of course you wouldn’t lol, if you did? You wouldn’t be going for the girl you thought was nice. You know your cute girlfriend is a dirty little slut, as fucking much of a skank as she is a cutie pie.

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By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve been a little irritable lately. Maybe even angry, but intimidating you losers really has been making me feel a little better. Probably because you are the root of my anger issues, to begin with! You come into the chatroom acting as if you’ve never placed a phonesex call before. Then you try to ask me a hundred questions like you don’t know how this works.

Listen, I might be young, but I’m not dumb. So next time you try to pull some dumb mess like that, I’ll beat your dick like it owes me money BECAUSE IT DOES!

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jack off

844-332-2639 Ext. 344

So like, do you know what a lot of you losers like more then being a little jerk off? Being mocked while you jerk off, lol. I mean like, it totally makes sense of course because you know very well you’re pathetic, and you deserve it. But it still is just so damn funny! I know exactly what gets you cock stroking goons off, and like its just so funny that I can sit here mocking you and teasing you and using you and you just keep CUMMING back.

I mean come on I’m making fun of you literally to your face and just emptying your bank account one charge at a time and you just sit there with a stupid smile on your face thanking your diva like a little simp and getting off to the fact I’m taking from you. It’s hysterical!

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Small Little Problem

~Idun~ 844-332-2639 ext 369

I’ve been stringing you along until I discovered your small little problem. Your ex-girlfriend made sure to warn me. Is it true that your below average cock cums super fast? So fast that you blow your load before you can even put it inside me? How pathetic!

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financialdominationphonesex

VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

Yes, you read that correctly. This is something you’ve only dared to dream about. You have been seeking that certain something, aren’t you? Something to fill that aching void deep inside you? You want to be at the mercy of a superior female, but not just any female. You need a true dominatrix. You require someone who knows how to control every aspect of your life. Someone who will hold you accountable.

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By Mean Lil Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext.410

A girl should have the right to privacy. Contrary to what you dickwads think, we are human too. I had to teach this lesson to my pervy older cousin last night. His mom has been having some trouble and asked to stay with us till she got on her feet.

My mom’s a sucker for pathetic idiots, so she said yes. Josh is four years older than me and has always given me the creeps, but I put him in his place last night.

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Catfighting

~Idun~ 844-332-2639 ext 369

I met up with a bunch of bitchy girls from high school. We went to a bar in my hometown. I should have known that the girls couldn’t refrain from drinking too much and catfighting. One of the girls tried to kick my ass but I showed her who’s boss!

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By Mean Lil Girl Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

I’ve uncovered a new hobby! Recently, I’ve had a serious taste for CBT. To my pleasant surprise, there are lots and lots of idiots who offer up their family jewels for me to beat on. It’s been amazing and so much fun; however, just kicking or punching tender, fleshy balls can get old fast.

I decided to gather up four useless boys who don’t care about their stupid dicks and invited them over for a night of bowling! They just didn’t know that they’d be the pins.

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