Oink

Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270  

I may be a day late but I will never be a dollar short with you oink boys running around. I know, I know. Yesterday’s holiday isn’t ACTUALLY about Paypig’s but you have to admit it would be fun to have your own day. One where you just know you are expected to come out of pocket for everything.

I personally expect you to oink for me while giving up your cash every day but making you pay on a day meant for you just makes me giddy. Were you a good oinker? No? Then you better make up for it today little loser. March is a month meant for growth and opportunity. Take the opportunity to pay me now.

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MILF phone sex

Lori  844 332 2639 x 352

It’s only natural that the older generation teaches the younger.  As I was maturing I began to think I would have rather be taught more than cooking, cleaning and washing clothes.

……and when I started dating I really wished someone had taken time to teach those wild boys how to fuck.  Oh, there was a lot of slobbering and pawing but very few who knew how to help a girl have a good time too. Continue reading “MILF phone sex”

underwater

KayKay 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

I read an article the other day and not all of the details stuck with me because I started imagining my own story. However, the basis of it is so incredible that I can’t stop thinking about it. This diver found what he thought was an abandoned, underwater dance club.

They forced their way inside and found it to be not just any dance club but an underwater strip club! With stages and poles and everything! The pictures were amazing and my mind began to spin. How did this club end up underwater? I wondered, was it swallowed up by the sea or built to be a magical experience? Can you imagine watches fish and whales swim by as you got a lapdance from a mermaid?! Hello! Best fucking idea ever!

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olivia045

~~~~Olivia~~~~844-332-2639 x 226~~~~

Sometimes I fill in for my cousin who works for an ordering service.

This call came in wanting to order a gift for his wife.  He was looking at some beautiful silk scarves the company offers.  He asked if I could provide a better description, so I started telling him all about the scarf.

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SPH Phone Sex

Lori   844 332 2639 x 352

I don’t even know why guys with small dicks even try to get a woman in bed.  What the hell can they do?  I mean only so much licking on your toes and tonguing your pussy do you want.

This nice-looking young man came to my first apartment after my first divorce to install an alarm system. As he was working I noticed how very muscular he was and I could tell he took really good care of himself.  He asked if he could keep my phone number and give me a call sometime.  I said sure.    It wasn’t long and the call came.  He took me to a very nice dinner club.  When we danced he pulled me up close and fondled my back and ran his hands down to cup my ass.  I would rub my tits on his chest and slip my hands down the front of his pants when we danced over into the corner.  He whispered we should go.  Continue reading “SPH Phone Sex”

Redneck

KayKay 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Last night the girls and I decided to stir up trouble in sin city. Our first stop was to the Stratosphere for redneck magic. I was a little unsure about how funny the show would be as we sat down in the dark. The room was crowded and we were sitting so close to the strangers in the audience.

The man next to me kept looking over at my thighs. I suppose my skirt may have been a little too short and my heels night have been a little too high for the caliber of the show but we did have plans for after anyhow.

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Secret Phone Sex At Work!

Gianna 844-332-2639 ext 355

I have slept with a lot of guys. My favorite type of guy is the alpha male. The leader of the pack. A man that has his life together is so appealing! Do you want me? Then you need to show me that you can take care of my sexual and personal needs. 

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Ginger

Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270  

Where are my little gingers at? Bring me all the redheads! It’s National Kiss a ginger day and I’m thinking it would be a tad more exciting if we twisted the day a little! Can we make it “kiss all gingers down under day”? You know what that means! Blow jobs for all the red-faced, freckled covered, pale assed boys and girls!

I just love how much a redhead blushes when you tease and please them. It’s like they can’t help but wear their arousal all over their faces. What they say about them being feisty is all true too! Every time I’ve had a red-haired man in the sack, he’s blown my mind with his surprisingly thick dick and a never-ending supply of energy!

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(844) 332-2639 ext 416

I know your always logging onto Phone Sex Candy reading my profile. Waiting for me to post blogs so you can tell me how hot they are. Emailing me asking me when will I be in the chat room. Then when I’m in the chat room you waiting hours to private message me. Mrs. Victoria Is Not Impressed PhoneSex

Then every night at 11:57 pm you ask me how much longer I’m going to be on. Listen you know I’m leaving at midnight. During our private chat you asking me can I handle a big dick like yours. Telling me your dick is 10 inches long and 2.5 inches thick. Then you call me and say before I give my info can we talk a little while you get yourself hard.

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Missing

Kayla & Collette 1844-33-CANDY (Kaykay 357/Coco383)

Baby, you don’t know what you are missing if you haven’t called Collette and I together! We are such a talented pair. I mean, I don’t normally toot my own horn but when Collette is driving as Mistress in charge and I get to play the slutty, little cock sleeve that does her bidding, we slam it out of the park!

Tonight, we had two incredibly hot sessions together. The best part, they were two VERY different types of calls and still we just vibed together to achieve the same goal. Two, massive loads of cum spilled all for us!

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