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If you’re stuck at home, decorate your dick phone sex! The best remedy for boredom is masturbation and fantasizing. I want an inbox inundated with your sparkly scrotum and fancied up frenulum! I welcome dicks of all shapes, sizes, and colors. Entertain yourself by styling your purple-headed yogurt slinger for a hot blonde MILF.  Get it hard and see how many candies, googly eyes, and/or glitter that fucker will take. Grab your favorite lube to get it sticky. (Not too much or everything will just slide off before I can see it.)

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I think that the holiday season just brings out the inner slut in me. I’m basically horny ALL the time and I can’t help but touch myself no matter where I am. I have a story to share with you that happened last month.

I was at a holiday party and I found myself staring at the Christmas tree. It was beautiful, yes, but I couldn’t help but think about how good one of the candy canes that were hanging on the tree would feel really fucking good inside me. They weren’t the normal thin ones either they were super thick candy canes. Hey, I’m a candy girl what did you expect?!? I told you I’ve been crazy horny lately and can’t help myself!

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