I woke up this morning feeling like I wanted to hand out Slutty Gifts from Santa. Putting a lot of thought into it, I decided that the sluttiest gift I could give was myself. I bet that makes all you mama’s boys really happy. Picture me spanking your booty or even changing your diaper in a sexy Mrs. Clause suit!

What Slutty Gifts from Santa are in store for you today? Me. All of me for $2 per min all day long. I’ll be here waiting to bend you over my knee and spank your booty. Waiting for you to sneak into my window when my husband leaves. Who doesn’t want a naughty MILF? Continue reading “Slutty Gifts from Santa Phonesex”

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He wasn’t worthy to fuck me, besides my new hot boy toy (aka as my Realtor), but he has been admiring ever since we became neighbours.  I knew he had more than just a little crush on me, he would have done anything to fuck me.  But I wanted nothing to do with him.

After my hot unexpected fuck date with my Realtor (which you can read about in my blog on TLC), after he came hard inside at one of the houses we were checking out, I had a hot idea  burning up. I wanted my next door neighbour clean me once I got home. Continue reading “Ass Licking Phonesex”

Sacrificing Your Small Dick Phonesex

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You’re a pathetic worm. I can not believe that you thought that I would bend over backward to impress you. How can anyone take you seriously with that useless whoopie cushion flapping between your legs? Your dick is so small that you have to use the thumb of a latex glove for a condom. This is why I’ll be sacrificing your small dick. You can’t even use it anyways.

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Well, well, well, it looks like it’s finally time. That’s right, yours truly is the naughtiest, wildest, and craziest elf on Santa’s Naughty Fuck List. Oh, he’s had me bent over his sleigh many times. Of course, I returned the favor and bent his fat ass over it too. Pegging someone with a candy cane is super fun. Feel that peppermint burn. The Grinch has nothing on me.

I’ve told that old motherfucker to elf himself more than once and he seems to love it. Obviously, Mrs. Clause can’t keep her man satisfied, so it’s up to the hottest, naughtiest, and most sadistic elf to push him over the edge.

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Little cocks never did the trick for me.  I mean why would a goddess like me even want to let you near with that little dicklett?  That’s exactly why you capture my attention with pla$tic.  I find it amusing how men of ages try to hide their shortcomings with things like fancy cars. LOL.  That only impresses me partially, but it really doesn’t because myself I drive a high luxury SUV.

Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, well they were obviously poor and had nothing in that wallet.  You on the other hand, you are different.  You have worked really hard your entire life and you have everything to show for it.  You have a great position at work, you can afford pretty much anything.  Continue reading “Capture My Attention With Pla$tic Phonesex”

Yay!  Today is Honey’s day to be the naughty Elf of the Day!  Recently Honey invited me to join her for a day at the strip club where she works.  I was super excited and totally looking forward to improving my lap dance skills under expert tutelage.  Honey introduced me to all her fellow strippers and had me show her some of my moves.  Then as the night got underway, she had me follow her around as her trainee for the night.  I was so excited when one of the patrons whispered in my ear and offered me an extra tip for some extra attention.  When I was just about to take him up on his offer, Honey grabbed me by my arm and pulled me away from him.  Honey explained that he was a well-known small dicked loser and she wasn’t going to just let me go off with anyone no matter how much money he offered.  She told me that would be teaching me to raise my standards for the hot boys who get my attention.  While she understands I’m a soft hearted submissive at heart she can’t in good conscious let me go off with just anyone.

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I had a boyfriend before I met my husband who like to try and dominate me.  He quickly found out that I wasn’t one who would bow down before anyone.  One day while he was still learning that he wasn’t the one in charge, he came home and had a tantrum because dinner wasn’t ready and waiting for him.  I grabbed him by one of his ears and hauled him up to my room.  Then I told him to take his big boy pants off and to lay down on the bed on his back.  When he protested, I informed him that I would be more than happy to tell everyone we know about the little tantrum he just threw.  Huffing angrily, he yanked is pants and boxers off and threw them on the floor.  That night he learned the power of a forced diaper regression.

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Coming home for the holiday is always a joyful pain in the ass. This sister likes her time away from her bully brothers. Yes, I do miss them when I’m at school, but it takes a whole five seconds of being home for me to wish they would grow the hell up and stop being so immature.

The first night I got home, Mom declared a movie night. The couches never seemed smaller than when I tried to squish between my two huge, younger brothers. The lights were off, and a cozy throw blanket was over my lap when I felt my brothers looking at each other from over my head. As if they were planning something.

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Evil Krampus Style Phonesex

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Fuck Santa! My holiday traditions better align with Krampus. He is the demonic version of that jolly loser Santa Claus. Like me, Krampus enjoys punishing naughty people that have misbehaved all year long. He is a true terror that inspires me to destroy the hearts of losers throughout the holiday season.

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Hello, darlings. I hope you are enjoying your holidays. I have certainly been enjoying mine. All of the Tomsin Vixens have been invited to participate in the Advent Calendar Elf For A Day. This is so much fun and today happens to be my day. What does this mean for you? Well, lucky boy, today you will get my undivided attention and phone sex expertise for an incredible $2 per minute. But it doesn’t end there. After our fun, you will receive a very exclusive photograph of yours truly that no one else has seen.

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