I got a call from the president. He informed me that he had heard about my reputation and he was interested in offering me a job. They had already done all of the pertinent background checks before contacting me. I was cleared for the highest levels of security due to my clear ability to keep others secrets. He explained to me that the men and women who serve this country were in need of my very special skill set. The willingness to perform many kinky sex acts was a skill that was much needed by the CIA, FBI, and Secret Service. He asked if I would be interested in a position as the first ever CIA Secret Service Concubine. I told him I would be more than happy to serve my country this way.
