Category: GFE Phonesex

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Taxing Tiny Dicks – Just look at that pathetic excuse for a penis. You seriously do not measure up. I suppose when they were handing out dicks, you got what was leftover? That’s really sad for you but hilarious and lucrative for me. Since it’s almost tax time as in taxes are due, I’ve decided to tax your cock. The less dick you have, the more you pay. It really makes sense if you think about it. The great thing is that you actually get some attention from me. So, just refer to the chart and see how you measure up or in your case how you don’t measure up.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Sexiest and meanest little bitch, yes, that’s me. Who the fuck did you think it was? That’s right, yours truly is the naughtiest, wildest, and craziest, little bitch you have ever encountered. It’s true, I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. I am built for this. And you are built to eat sandwiches and be a fat fuck.

I’ve told more than one motherfucker to go fuck himself. Believe it or not, I’ve also told several wives they can get over themselves too. It’s not my fault that I’m hot and they are not.

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Just thinking with your dick always gets you into some trouble, doesn’t it? Dude, at some point you don’t even care about what the girl looks like. Her face can be less than stellar but you still want to stick it. Now, I, on the other hand, am the complete package. Beautiful face, banging body and fine ass pussy. So, live it up and think with that dick.

Once you let your dick take over it just makes things easier. No more worries, just fun and games. Don’t hate the player hate the game, baby.

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Look at all this lovely, long, dark brown hair I have.  Did you know that hair can be erotic?  Or that it could make your cock unbelievable hard and aching?  You can make just about anything erotic and sexy.  But there’s something about soft, long, conditioned hair trailing over your body that will make your cock stand up and pay attention.  So, why don’t you just try something new and let me tease you and awaken your nerve endings with my silky soft brown hair?

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Spring Break For Daddy’s Girl because I always get everything I want and then some. Spending Daddy’s money is so easy but that’s just the beginning. Being a Daddy’s Girl just comes naturally. Am I spoiled? Yes. Am I entitled? Of course. What would you expect? I get everything I want. And I do mean everything. Of course, I am entitled and of course I want it all and I want it now. Does that mean that I will spend Daddy’s money? Yes, I will.

So, this week I’ve been spending Daddy’s money on my Spring Break Vacation. Of course, he doesn’t have to know about all of the Jamaican BBC I’ve been indulging in. My little pussy has been getting quite the workout.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

Asian Princess/Financial Domination. Yes, these two go hand in hand. Think of the most incredible girlfriend experience and add in some mindfucking and financial domination. I am your go to girl for this and can be your complete fantasy. Whether it is a foot fetish or Asian Massage fantasy or perhaps an Asian Princess/Financial Domination, I always deliver.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

St Patrick’s Day Pervert – This is definitely you. Dealing with a pervert like you is what I like to do. It’s way too much fun not to. I see that look of panic in your eyes as you realize you are past the point of no return. You definitely don’t have the luck of the Irish. I mean, look at that tiny dick. For fuck’s sake, a leprechaun probably has a bigger penis than you.

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GIGI 844-332-2639 ext 299

What is the definition of a perfect lady for you? What comes in your mind, when you are alone with your fantasies and dreams? Let me guess, blonde hair, fair silky skin, perfectly shaped nails, that will scratch your back, leaving long red marks. She probably always wearing sexy lingerie around the house, teasing you by walking by, bending over, showing these sexy little panties, making your dick get hard and ready.  Well, I see you are dreaming about Eastern European Girlfriend hot, gorgeous and so tempting.

Hi, my name is Gigi and today I will fulfil your dream. Have you already listened my voice? Did you pick up this perfect teasing accent, that promise you unforgettable night? I am your Eastern European Beauty who is willing to play so bad. I have not had a nice thick cock for a while… Continue reading “Eastern European Girlfriend Phonesex” →

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Feeling Lucky? Stroke of luck for your Shillelagh. Yes, St. Patrick’s Day is almost here, but like any other day your luck will still be bad, unless you do something to change it. Face it, you have a history of bad luck and poor life choices. Just look at your wife. Even if she does decide to give you that less than average pussy it’s not like she’s doing you any favors. But, there is another option for you. Why not spend your time and money on a hot, blonde Homewrecker instead?

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~~~Olivia ~~~ 844~332~2639~x~226~~~

Special delivery for a special flavor of the week.  It’s been a few months since he’s visited and I want to show him how much I’ve missed him.  It all starts off with a nice long warm scented bubble bath.  Just relaxing and thinking of his hands on my skin gets me wet.  This time I have a special treat planned for both of us.  I’ve always wanted to do that scene in the movies where the girl shows up with nothing on but a trench coat and rocking a hot pair of red stilettos. Maybe a bottle of champagne too; when he opens the door; I open the trench coat!  I’m hoping to see a rise out of him no matter what he has on.  Walking into his arms, giving him a long lingering hug with the coat still on and champagne still in hand.   Continue reading “Special Delivery” →