Last night, Lucy and I caught a superhero, or should I say a ‘stupid hero.’ Under the cover of darkness he claims to right wrongs and fights crimes but we knew there was something a little sketchy about this guy. It was far too easy to lure him in with the promise of sex and HUMILIATION.
Once inside our lair, we STRAPPED him down to a mechanical table and toyed with the idea of exposing who he really was. A hero’s greatest asset, after all, is his identity. Oh, how he begged! “Don’t remove my mask! I’ll do anything. Anything you say. Please, just not the mask.” Pttfff. Like we cared?
