Category: cheap phonesex

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

You dirty little scam. I’m a phonesex whore not a dumbass. I can see right through your bullspit and lies. Watching me on twitter, reading my blogs, those things make you all hot and bothered, don’t they? You think because you’ve read every word I’ve published, that you know me? You don’t know anything.

When you messaged me, pretending as if we’ve played before, I knew it was a scam. See, here’s the thing. My callers, aren’t “just callers.” Taking the time to get to know my boys and provide them with the best experience possible is my highest goal. I take what I do seriously, even if to you it’s just jacking off.

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I want you to call me. Why? Well because I’m a good time. Or at least that’s what I write on all the bathroom stalls I go into! You know what they say; girls just wanna have fun. That’s all we really want. Well, that and a nice good fucking every once in a while.

Oh and maybe something nice bought for us too on occasion. See nothing difficult. You men act like its just so hard to figure us girls out. When really, it’s a simple math problem. Give us the D+$ and that equals a happy woman. Ha, I just told you, men, the secret to life right there!

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You know I started work here at Victoria Secret to scope out some new targets for myself. So, people, I could have some public fun with. Like the fun, I was having on all my Wal-Mart adventures. Who would have thought that I would come into work one night and be confronted by my undercover sexy boss in the stock room!

No one saw that coming because I sure as hell did not! No, when I came back from my vacation she had me in her office on my knees licking her pussy. She didn’t have to force or threaten or anything. She just told me the reason she called me into her office was because her pussy hadn’t been licked since I had been gone and she wanted me to fix that.

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Guess who is hosting game night Tuesday 3/31 at 9 pm EST!  That’s right!  Your favorite naughty submissive dirty party girl Zoey!!  We’re gonna have a blast together!  Don’t we always though?

Is there any way to better spend a Tuesday evening than playing dirty games with the best sexy phone sex girls around?  I mean we do add a free to call to sweet the deal but that’s just the cherry on the sundae.  Why not stop in and spend an hour laughing and being creative and kinky with the Phone Sex Candy girls you know and love?

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Do you hang your head in shame knowing that you’re a pathetic loser? You have a tiny dick, a crummy job and a whiny voice. It drives me and everyone around you fucking insane. You are a hunched over pussy boy with NOTHING to offer the world at large. This is why you have to pay for people to talk to you, because nobody wants to listen to that snivel for free. Ugh, stop talking. Try to put some bass in your voice. Stand up straight or something.

You and I both know that won’t work because being a loser comes from the inside. It’s all of your inadequacies building up from the inside out. You could even have a small little pin headed teenie weenie and still not be a complete loser. Sometimes you are just useless. When you’re a real pathetic fucking loser it emanates off you like a stink.

 

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This MILF loves Hard Young Phone Sex Dick. When I go out to do errands in the grocery store, I catch all of the sexy young boys staring at my hot mature phone sex body. I bend way over for them in my tight mini-skirt and sexy stiletto heels. Older experienced women know what to wear to attract all of the attention.

My hard nipples show through my extra low-cut blouses. My areolas show dark through my white tank top, and my sexy long legs connect to my perky, tight ass. The young boys adjust their throbbing cocks while their younger girlfriends watch and get upset.

 

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Cheap

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Baby, you work all year round and bust those pretty balls to no end. Mama isn’t taken no for an answer. We’re gonna abuse the hell out of this cheap airfare. I think we should start with all of the tropical beaches. The resorts with fruity drinks where I can wear the smallest bikinis to tease you with.

Don’t worry about what to pack! I’ve got your diaper bag all stocked up and ready to go at a moment’s notice. Fly away with me, baby. Let’s go enjoy the sun and the sand. Away from the chaos. Away from the madness.

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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Oh has it been a day! I have to explain to you the trouble Dr. Kooky has gotten me into now. In (Part one) I explained how Kooky invented an antidote for the recent virus outbreak and I also explained how I accidentally swallowed it when he confused the antidote for a migraine medicine he had concocted for me. I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, I really appreciate him trying to help me but when he confused the pills, the next thing that happened was forever life-changing.

He can’t remember how he created the antidote for the virus and now my body is the cure. That’s right, to cure the recent outbreak, I…Kayla… have to fuck anyone who is infected and my bodily fluids interacting with theirs will cure them as well. You might be thinking, then they can cure other people too, no big deal.

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Have a holly jolly Dick Xmas it’s the best time of the year! I don’t know if there’ll be cum but have a cup of lube! Good morning everyone! And a merry MERRY DICKMAS TO ALL! What? Its valentine’s day?

But isn’t that the day where men buy gifts to give to a girl and then the girl is really excited, so his dick gets some pussy, blowjob, anal or other naughty nice treats? Yea? Then see? Tell me how that isn’t dick Xmas! It sounds like a good day to have a dick to me anyway.

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Previously on my sexy red room tales, I told you of the first woman that has entered my fun room of pleasure since I have come back to the states. Our last meeting was just to discuss terms and get a handle on the lay of the land for our play together. However, things got a little out of hand on my couch as I ground my pussy into hers over her clothing to make her climax for me.

I have to admit. Hearing her cum for me on my couch and shake beneath me was really thrilling! I was actually looking forward to our next encounter. When we met up this time it was time to play! I wanted to start her out slow but since I had already made her cum for me I decided to step things up just a little. I wanted her to strip down for me. Right down to her panties and bra.

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