Category: ball sucking

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love being a southern girl with southern values and southern ways. In that vein, I am sharing some southern sayings with you that have a southern slant to them with some commentary on how they may relate to you:  You’re Welcome!

  • Dry as Last Year’s Birds Nest aka Your wife’s pussy
  • Suckin’ Hind Tit This is in reference to being the runt of the litter aka your small penis
  • Could eat the hind end off a rag doll. This means you are hungry aka you want to eat my pussy bad
  • That will break him from sucking eggs. Something traumatic that changes a bad habit. You have lots of those so this could be about anything, really.
  • Bigger than a skinned mule aka fat as in your wife or my Sugar Daddy’s fat cock
  • Full as a tick. Either you ate way too much or your balls are about to explode.
  • Tougher than a pine knot. this can mean impossible/difficult or a beautiful woman aka me.
  • Slick as a mole’s butt. My pussy right after I have it waxed duh, or slick as a ribbon.

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                                         Sex Kitten Lyric

Sex Kitten Lyric ===> 1-844-332-2639   EXT 247

There is something so sexy about a man in uniform.

Like the military, men in uniform.  While a uniform doesn’t necessarily make the man, it surely enhances the man who wears it.  He can be short or tall, bulky or skinny, yet that snappy garment adds authority and sexiness.  And it doesn’t have to be a military uniform, it can be police, firefighters, or other first responders.  Perhaps it’s the way they carry themselves, or the way they take charge or the fact they are there to serve. Continue reading “Man in a Uniform Phonesex with Sex Kitten Lyric” →

Sweet Lovin’Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Since someone has wrapped their lips around your BALLS and sucked them sweetly. Can you even remember the last time a woman crawled to you and begged for you to put your SACK in her mouth? I bet you can’t. I’d almost be willing to bet it’s NEVER happened to you.

Don’t worry, baby. Sweet Lovin’ Kayla Cumsalot is here now and begging for you to let me worship those big, heavy balls of yours.  My TONGUE will slather your jewels with saliva while my hand strokes that fat cock of yours. You need to be drained, don’t you? Mmm, I know. You just lie back and let me show you how good it can feel when I empty your balls.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, extension 230

Happy President’s Day! If you are lucky enough to be off work today what better way to celebrate than with some hot phone sex? Your favorite homewrecker and sugar baby is always all about the Benjamins no matter what day it is. That never changes.

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