WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

You are familiar with the Twelve Days of Christmas, but have you heard of the Phone Sex Version. Well, you are in luck. I have revamped this Twelve Days of Christmas into a dirtier, naughtier version of the original. But you know I always make things better.

The Twelve Days Of Christmas (Willow Style)

On the First Day Of Christmas My Fuck Boy Gave To Me…

A Big Black Dildo Under the Tree

On the Second Day of Christmas My Fuck Boy Gave To Me…

Two Nipple Clamps and A Big Black Dildo Under the Tree

On the Third Day of Christmas My Fuck Boy Gave To Me…

Three French Kisses, Two Nipple Clamps And A Big Black Dildo Under the Tree

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Vote, Vote, Vote for Free Phonesex

*Allison* 844-33-CANDY ext 286

Hello, sweet things! You can always talk to your favorite ladies by checking the Available Ladies tab on any of our sites. Feel free to e-mail, Skype, or call us so you can enjoy some naughty time with us! I promise you that we’re still eager and ready to have some kinky chat time with you! Did you know that when you vote for us and enter your vote code, you can win a free 10-minute sesh?! 

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HONEY 1-844-332-2639, extension 300

You had to know that I would be Santa’s naughtiest ho. That’s right, the nastier and dirtier the better. Are you craving a sloppy blowjob? These DSL’s are here for you. Or maybe what you are craving is a titty fuck. These huge breasts are so perfect for that. Just slide that cock between them and shoot that load all over them.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

One of my favorite things about the holiday season are candy canes. Licking them and sucking on them until they are sticky and sweet. What could be better. And when I get my mouth around yours, you will definitely enjoy it.

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

It’s that time of year again. I can just imagine your chestnuts roasting over an open fire. You really thought you could play me along with your wife? I don’t play that. It might have been different if you were up front and honest, but you thought you could be a player. Wrong.

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Holidays

TS Alexus 844-332-2639 EXT 349

Happy Holidays! Lori and I have bonded over a shared love of the season. We hope to bring joy to each naughty boy this year! One sexy way we’ve decided to do that is by mailing out dirty Christmas Cards to the fellas overseas. Serving our country is no doubt a sacrifice but to be away from your family during the holidays is a sacrifice we couldn’t imagine.

We’re hoping to send them a little familiar cheer with care packages full of naughty goodies. Hello, it’s not like we would want to send them a borning box. It’s the holidays after all!

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

It’s that time again. December Game Day and you know what that means. My “Dirty Santa” Trivia Game. I will be Santa’s helper. Let’s face it, I’m quite used to helping out older, married men. What would Mrs. Claus say? (no one cares) There should be something for everyone and the sexy banter is always the most fun. Put on your thinking cap and bring that hard dick along for some lighthearted, provocative holiday fun.

Do you think you have what it takes to win my game? The winner receives a free 15 minute call with the phone sex vixen of his choice along with bragging rights, so what more could a horny guy ask for?

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D-word

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Tuesday Night is one of two GAME NIGHTs here in phonesexcandy’s FREE chat room! Are you going to join me tonight at nine pm EST/ six pm PST? I mean what else do you have to do? Eat dinner with your lazy wife? Shovel snow from the driveway that will be there in an hour anyhow?

Come take a load off and join me for D-word trivia!

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leftover

xXx Francie xXx 844-332-2639 x 208

The big feast is done with so much leftover and family is still hanging around. It’s so hard to find time to fuck with so many people in the house but I’m such a horny girl that I’m determined to carve out some leftover fucking time! I think the best time to do the deed would be when everyone piles into the car to go Black Friday shopping.

We can say we want to stay behind to help organize the leftovers and make turkey sandwiches for everyone when then return from a full day of shopping for steals and deals.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, ext. 236

Let’s all give thanks for the big dicks out there. So big and juicy and filling, what more could a girl ask for? If you have a big dick then you should be thankful. Those of you with tiny dicks should show your appreciation for those with the big dicks.

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