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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love being a southern girl with southern values and southern ways. In that vein, I am sharing some southern sayings with you that have a southern slant to them with some commentary on how they may relate to you:  You’re Welcome!

  • Dry as Last Year’s Birds Nest aka Your wife’s pussy
  • Suckin’ Hind Tit This is in reference to being the runt of the litter aka your small penis
  • Could eat the hind end off a rag doll. This means you are hungry aka you want to eat my pussy bad
  • That will break him from sucking eggs. Something traumatic that changes a bad habit. You have lots of those so this could be about anything, really.
  • Bigger than a skinned mule aka fat as in your wife or my Sugar Daddy’s fat cock
  • Full as a tick. Either you ate way too much or your balls are about to explode.
  • Tougher than a pine knot. this can mean impossible/difficult or a beautiful woman aka me.
  • Slick as a mole’s butt. My pussy right after I have it waxed duh, or slick as a ribbon.

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Sex Kitten Lyric ===> 1-844-332-2639 ext 247

No words can describe how much I love a good phone fuck.  Ever since I left daddy’s house, sex has become my go-to in all situations.  My daddy wanted me to marry some boring doctor or lawyer and still stay daddy’s little fucktoy.  He wanted me to be the typical eye-candy that can be shown off at parties and charity events.  You know what I thought to myself??? Fuck that!  I get off so hard knowing that guys like YOU are pounding their dicks over my sexy body.

I love dick!

Growing up in Cali and being a south Cali chick, I loooooove nude beaches.  Anytime I wanted to get my fuck holes filled, I would just go to the beach. There is always a horny guy rubbing one out over my delicious body. Continue reading “Fill My Fuck Holes Phonesex with Lyric”