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The ordination of the consequences of my choices were proximate to my being bratty with Sir. Sometimes I just get caught up in the moment and my mouth gets me into more trouble than I had originally planned. Though sometimes, that’s still a positive outcome for me. This, however, was not to be one of those times.
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Country parties under the stars always lead to fun and wild experiences. All of us getting together for a loud, raucous time of relaxing. Planning on letting go of the demands of the world. Sitting on lawn chairs or blankets spread out on the ground. We chilled and enjoyed some beers makes for the most perfect night of enjoyment. It’s a perfect setting for completely letting go and fucking under the stars. So, you know when we had our party last night I wasn’t going to miss a magnificent opportunity to get some country boy cock.
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One must be careful and alert when hiking through the Appalachia woods. There live many type of cryptids and one never know when she’ll accidentally stumble upon one. I hiked a trail one sunny summer day. Lost in the feel of the forest around me. I love the press of the trees enclosing me in the lush greenery of themselves and the fauna on the forest floor beneath my feet. Distracted by the natural beauty around me, I suddenly heard the unexpected snap of a twig nearby. I stopped and listened more closely to determine whether it might be other hikers enjoying the amazing energetic day. But as I listened intently and looked around me, I caught a movement out of the corner of my eye. By the time I’d fully turned my attention toward the movement, a Sasquatch had stepped out from behind a tree about eight feet in front of me.
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All through high school I played softball. I loved it so much and wanted to play when I went to college. So, I picked a college with a nice softball program. Then I tried out and won a scholarship. Of course, I was excited to start my new team my freshmen year in college.
The first day of practice, the coach put us through our paces. We ran laps and base drills and batting drills. It was an exhausting day. we were all sweaty and happy to hear the coach’s orders to hit the showers.
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“Okay, Zoey, are you sure about this?” I asked, fiddling with my headset. Zoey, perched on the edge of my desk amidst a chaotic pile of chips bags and candy wrappers, grinned. “Absolutely, Amber,” she winked. You see, we’d recently stumbled upon the ASMR fetish community somewhat accidentally, after both of our TikTok FYP’s were filled with videos of whispering voices and the strangely compelling sounds of people eating. Zoey, ever the entrepreneur, had the brilliant idea that we should use this to our advantage – you know, being PSO’s and all. “Food-focused ASMR calls,” she’d declared, eyes gleaming. “We’ll be the queens of the crunch!”
And so, here we were. The first video call came through Teams, after a quick DM with “CrunchKing69.” “Hello?” I said, my voice a little too excited. Zoey was already unwrapping a bag of spicy ramen noodles. “H-hello,” a nervous voice replied. “Is…is this the, uh, ASMR call?” “Youuuuu betcha,” Zoey purred, before chomping hard on the crunchy noods. The sound filled the room, and we could see CrunchKing69 drooling on the other end while stroking his dick. Next, it was my turn. I grabbed a
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I don’t know if it’s so chilly where you are this weekend. But it’s a very chilly and cold Memorial Day Weekend here. It’s supposed to be the weekend where everyone opens up their pools for summer. But there isn’t going to be any swimming at the pool this weekend. Good thing I have lots of great pool memories about previous adventures at the pool. Like last year I decided to spend some time at the community pool. I fell asleep soaking up the sun and missed the call that the pool was closing. The head lifeguard had been checking me out all summer and told the other lifeguards to let me sleep while they cleared everyone else out.
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Let me tell you about the time I had to save Amber (unknowingly) from a Manticore.
Amber called me and asked me if I could come over to her house to help her with an emergency situation. Of course, being a good friend and all, I immediately headed over there. She met me at the door and grabbed my arm yanking me into her house and slamming the door. “Hurry, follow me to the basement.” Amber said frantically. I followed her down the stairs and looked around. I didn’t see anything serious immediately. But I knew she wouldn’t call for nothing. Amber led me over to one of the walls which strangly had manacles dangling from the wall.
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Happy May the 4th! You know what that means! It’s Star Wars Day! There are so many ways to celebrate such a fun and fantasy filled day. What sort of role play would you like to do in celebration? We could do something extra naughty and a more than a little taboo. Maybe you’d just like to be your favorite characters that wish would have hooked up in the story line. The possibilities range from the taboo to the bizarre. Perhaps you’d like to make sure Jar Jar Binks gets to hook up. “Me so horny.” Maybe that sexual tension between Leia and Luke moves past the point of tension and they find some release together. Star Wars taboo naughtiness! But today is full of endless fantasy opportunities.
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The year is 2050, welcome to Dystopian Patriarchia. Men control everything now. They make all the laws and determine the fate of women and effeminate men. Now every family is required to own a Pet. Pets are procured through women and petite effeminate men who don’t meet the masculinity standards of today’s society. A woman is required to marry by the age of 20 and if she does not, she is collected and sent to the Feminine Management Bureau for Petification and homing. Women who marry must either become the family Pet or find a suitable Pet for the family. There also exists a bounty for the capture and delivery of any effeminate man. They undergo their own transformation to becoming family Pets.
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I’m considering offering a new service, topless housekeeping. Ok, to be honest, I’m rather a terrible housekeeper. At the end of the day, my clothes are tossed on the floor. Then that’s where they stay until laundry day when they all get rounded up for their weekly dunking. But I figured men like you who want a topless housekeeper aren’t hiring me for my actual ability to clean anything. No, this service would involve the pretense of cleaning up around your house but allow free reign of my body for the time you purchased. Since I already don’t wear panties on the regular, that means there’s nothing in your way of playing with my tits, pussy, or ass.
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