Toy Testing

Posted 3 years ago by Writer

“Juicy” Jody 844-33CANDY ext 332

Toy testing seems to be one of my new favorite things in the world. I think that exploring your sexual side and finding out what you like and what you don’t is so important.. It’s possibly even more important than sex with another person, because until you find what it is you like, how are you supposed to let other people know? How are you supposed to know if you want to try things or not?

I was shopping on one of my favorite websites, and found a remote control vibrator. I go out with my friends all the time, and I decided it would be fun to see if one of them would play with me. I told her what I wanted to do, and she was absolutely game! So, I got dressed up for a night out – drinks and dancing – and handed her the remote along the way. I had already placed the toy comfortably inside me and let me tell you – it’s large.

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no taboo

Laylene 1-844-332-2639 ext 419

What you must first know about me is that I am no taboo. Like absolutely nothing is off-limits, and I am an extremely petty bitch. With that being said we shall begin this hot dirty story.

See my friend had been talking mess about me for a bit and I wasn’t about to sit back and take it. I would like to go kick her butt but what is the fun in that? I mean, I might break a nail or something so I would need to get my revenge another way. So, I stalked her dad, married dad I should say.

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Zia 1-844-33CANDY ext 402

You must be so incredibly frustrated. You are with someone, either your wife or your girlfriend whom you love but she bitches at you constantly and refuses to do things with you like nice wet blow jobs and hot anal sex. That’s no fun at all! You can escape your boring and frustrating relationship problems by calling me today. Do you know what I think you need? I think, no, I know you need the best blow job you’ll ever get and it’ll be from me. I do the hottest blow job phone sex ever.

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Avery  1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

Your itty bitty clitty is useless to me, so it’s a good thing you’re about to call me for small penis humiliation phone sex. I love giving losers like you tasks to do. If you’re wearing pants, then women who are just out and about in the world don’t know how unfortunate your dick is. That’s really not fair to them is it?

You know what you’re going to do while you’re on the phone with me? You’ll be going to a store, walking up to random women, and telling them that you have a ridiculously small dick and that you can’t please women with it. I’m just warning you now that they might not even believe you. It’s possible that you’ll have to take her out into the parking lot and show her too. It depends what mood I’m in really when I assign your tasks.

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*LUCY*  844-332-2639 xxx- 221

The first time I saw a panty bitch I was a bit confused. It was actually one of my friends who I found in my panties and I gasped in shock at first. I never thought I would walk in on one of my male friends wearing some of my black bikini panties but it absolutely happened.

His cock was throbbing hard and straining against the fabric. He was shocked too; he had never had me catch him. It turns out that panty bitch was stealing my underwear right out of my hamper. Is this something you do too?

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

Story of A Perverted Loser – Are you a pervert? In my expert opinion, yes, you definitely are. Dealing with perverts like you is what I like to do. It’s way too much fun not to. I see that look of panic in your eyes as you realize you are past the point of no return. Your bitch of a wife soon finds out and your marriage is totally fucked. You will agree to her demands of marital counseling and to stop visiting that dirty phone sex site. But, you know you can’t stop so you resort to sneaking around and you break your lame ass promise.

She demands access to check your phone constantly. So, what do you do? You let her. So you buy a burner phone and that way you can hide all of your dirty little secrets and still call me. It makes your dick so hard to be lying next to her in bed pretending to be the loyal husband trying to mend his ways and work on his marriage.

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

In Your Homewrecking Dreams – Oh, I know you have faced so many disappointments in life but maybe dreams really do “cum” true with me. Just the mere thought of me has your cock hard. Imagine me all over you like I just can’t get enough of you. I mean, you can dream, right? Well, that can be arranged but you will definitely be expected to pay for it. I am all about the money and you are all about me. What a great arrangment. The one thing you should know is that I am always more than worth it. Just think of all of the time, energy and money you’ve spent in the past on lackluster cows. That is not a return on your investment.

You know you want this but you also know that you can never have someone like me on your own merits alone. I am the best of the best. Why would you ever even pretend to think otherwise. I am the kind of girl who always gets what she wants.

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Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

I used to be a sweet girl. A kind girl who obeyed like a good girl, but then I began to realize that you boys are bad! You lie and cheat and aren’t worthy of obedience. So instead, I wanna smash your Easter basket! I’ve been seeing ads for those new boxers that have ball pouches. Ya know, a safe little space for your family jewels.

I’m thinking it’d be a real fun time if you wore only those boxers and laid down on the floor. Spread those legs wide apart, and then I’ll start! I’ll take off my shoes because I want to really feel the impact with my sweet little barefoot.

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Jody & Zoey

“Juicy” Jody 844-33CANDY Ext 332

Small, perky tits and my big, round ones could make you feel like the luckiest man in the world. Me and Zoey, down on our knees, playing with each other and playing with you. It’s every guy’s dream, right? Two girls, ready and willing to play with not just you, but each other too?

We could start by slowly peeling off each other’s clothes, giving you a show as we strip each other’s shirts off. And then rubbing our tits on each other, feeling our nipples get hard and our pussies get wet. Maybe lean over and give each nipple a little lick, watching while you touch yourself for us. And then we would turn our attention to you.

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Check out these titties.  One set is 38D and the other 32B.  Whether you’re a big titty guy or a petite titty guy, could you turn down the chance to play with both sets together?  Imagine having Jody and me at your beck and call.  Ready to titty fuck you until you blow a huge load that covers all of hers and mine.

We can start with rubbing our tits together while you watch and stroke for us.  Feeling each other’s hard nipples tracing circles and teasing one another will make our pussies wet.  We grab the oil and squirt it on one another’s boobies.  Then use our hands to spread it all over them for each other.  Our skin is warm and glistening.  You are unable to take your eyes off our hands on each other’s bodies.

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