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I used to be a sweet girl. A kind girl who obeyed like a good girl, but then I began to realize that you boys are bad! You lie and cheat and aren’t worthy of obedience. So instead, I wanna smash your Easter basket! I’ve been seeing ads for those new boxers that have ball pouches. Ya know, a safe little space for your family jewels.

I’m thinking it’d be a real fun time if you wore only those boxers and laid down on the floor. Spread those legs wide apart, and then I’ll start! I’ll take off my shoes because I want to really feel the impact with my sweet little barefoot.

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