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Sharing family secrets really excites me.  We all have those stories but all do not like sharing them.  As most of you know I am from the South and find folks like to ask me if all those stories are true. My granny used to say “Where there’s smoke; there’s fire!”  I have found that to be a true saying in most things.  Now you don’t have to be from the South to have family secrets to share I know.  I’ve heard a few naughty stories from guys from the North also.  Older MILFs like me have a reputation for seducing younger family members.  We are even called cougars in some situations.  I look at it like this; if you are a good cook you share family recipes right?  If you are good at sex; why not pass that gift on?  After all, everyone deserves to have good sex. Continue reading “Sharing Family Secrets”

Lexi is wearing nothing but a thong in front of a book shelf.

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I love being in college, aroused by all that knowledge. The other day, my teacher asked our class to email our tests, so I sent him my STDs test results instead. Oh, how I have been wanting him to F me. He gave me an F, but not the kind I was expecting. He said I was being inappropriate and that if I continued with this behavior, he was going to report me. I told him he didn’t need to fail me, that all I was asking for was a good D. Continue reading “Lexi Aroused by Knowledge”

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Whinny boy needed age regression so I decided to take action.  He is really getting on my nerves.  Not that I mind being a mommy but he is way too much for me.  So clingy!  As he sat on the sofa I slipped on my shiny bracelet and kept his attention on it as I gave him suggestions.  I could see him react to the suggestions and he started calling me mommy.  Still keeping the bracelet in his vision I took him by the hand and lead him to the bedroom but not for what usually goes on there.  I took him into the bathroom and put him in the tub and gave him a bubble bath; all the time speaking to him with baby talk.  Having no diapers in the house I fashioned one out of a pillowcase and put it on him.
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Feel The Force

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Feel the force flow through your body as I lead you down the path of erotic hypnosis.  Not living up to the potential of performing as you use to?  Remembering the days when you could knock it out of the ballpark every time? You can have those days back again.  Hypnosis is a mental state or set of attitudes.  Men have long seemed to attempt new ways to heighten their sexual desires and hypnosis is a perfect way to do so.  Using the mindset of hypnosis can help with impotence and premature ejaculation.  Come on we know you’ve used the shallow form of hypnosis when you fucked some ugly chick.  Another way you can relate is when you jack off.  I’m sure you don’t think it’s your hand jerking, lol.  Hypnosis will let you go deeper with your erotic thoughts. 

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Talk dirty to me.  There are times when I’m so ready to be just FUCKED; no romance, no sweetness; just FUCKED.  I like to go to one of my favorite watering holes and check out the prospects.  I watch the dancers to see who has the moves; a good dancer will be a good lover.  The next thing I look for is to see if he is alone.  In some instances that don’t matter.  Setting at the bar sends signals that I am alone and ready for some fun.  While sipping my drink I shift on the stool exposing some more leg than usual and lean over more to expose more boobs.  It won’t be long; soon a guy will approach.  I’m not eager to choose.  The one who pushes into me while dancing and eyes my boobs and says something like “I wanna bury my face between these tits”. 
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Fluffer boy duty is what my latest pick from the bar got. As I’ve told you before even I make a mistake sometimes when I’m horny and looking for some fun.  After getting all dressed up I headed down to the local watering hole and most of the time good fishing for a fuck buddy.  I positioned myself so I could watch the door and the seats up at the bar.  It wasn’t long before he walked in.  Straddling the stool and after getting his beer started looking around.  It was easy to see he was here for the same reason as me.  I walked over to slide onto the stool beside him.  As I raised up to sit on top of the stool I placed my hand on his thigh for support.  After going through all the formalities of getting acquainted; I brought him home.

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There’s something so fun about seducing guys my age for my sexy MILF friend Sylvia.  I guess you could call it a sort of bait and switch.  However, no one is ever disappointed at the end of the day.  Who could be upset about those huge tits and all the sexual experience that she brings to the table? I love watching her teach guys my age everything they need to know to please a woman.  She gives them an undeniably hot sexual experience and new techniques to blow future lovers’ minds.  Often they even come back for more and new lessons.  Sometimes they practice on me while Sylvia watches and gives corrections or more direction.

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Stripper Santa

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Stripper Santa was the main attraction at the all-male strip show last night.  You know when you watch  the Macy’s Christmas Parade and the excitement is building up before Santa arrives at the end.  The show started off with a marching band of hunks and one full blown faggott majorette who put on a show you would not soon forget.  He danced and pranced around twirling his baton.  The next attraction was an elf with tights on so tight  and thin he left really no doubt they were going to rip at any time.  I do so love to see when the stripper put their thumbs in the waist band and magically rip the pants off.  There were many Christmas characters building up to Santa’s apperance.  The build-up was so exciting with each stripper being so good it was hard to believe how the next could be better.

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No ticket for Sylvia after bumping into Mr Smith’s truck at the mall.  I was so excited because I had just been to a favorite boutique picking up silk stockings.  As I sat in the car I took them out to look at them again, feel them again because nothing feels like real silk.  Putting the car in reverse I backed out of my parking space.  Suddenly there was a big bang and my car stopped.  Looking in the rear view mirror (which I should have done earlier) I saw a blue pickup truck.  I was so excited my pencil skirt made it difficult to move as fast as I wanted.  As I got to the truck the driver was walking around his truck to inspect the damage. He was a big boy; at least 6’2″, broad shoulders and had to have been melted in those jeans. 
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Naked Alexus stands under the Mistletoe

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Every year doorways are decorated with mistletoe, and people kiss as they pass under it. Some people even use this tradition as a way to break the ice and earn their very first kiss with a special someone, but why? Have you, like me, wondered why we kiss under some spring of leaves? It’s strange, to say the least. I had to look into it!

There are many fambles, as with all ancient traditions, that vary with each culture. The most beautiful one is that a Norse Goddess lost her son to an arrow made of mistletoe. After his passing, she vowed that mistletoe would kiss anyone who passed beneath it so long as it was never used to hurt anyone ever again.

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