Category: GFE Phonesex

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

Oh has it been a day! I have to explain to you the trouble Dr. Kooky has gotten me into now. In (Part one) I explained how Kooky invented an antidote for the recent virus outbreak and I also explained how I accidentally swallowed it when he confused the antidote for a migraine medicine he had concocted for me. I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, I really appreciate him trying to help me but when he confused the pills, the next thing that happened was forever life-changing.

He can’t remember how he created the antidote for the virus and now my body is the cure. That’s right, to cure the recent outbreak, I…Kayla… have to fuck anyone who is infected and my bodily fluids interacting with theirs will cure them as well. You might be thinking, then they can cure other people too, no big deal.

Continue reading “I Am The Cure Phonesex Part Two With Kayla” →

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

Are you ready to get your game on? Since it’s almost my favorite time of the year – yes I am a fanatic of college basketball, my game will be sports related. Lots of sexy sports trivia and a chance to win a free 15 minute phone sex call. Sounds like a win win to me. Game time starts at 2:00 PM EST in the Phone Sex Candy Chatroom. 

Continue reading “Willow’s March Madness Sports Trivia Game Day Phone Sex” →

countrygirlphonesex

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I know you are wondering why I am fucking all of your friends, even your enemies but not you. It’s simple, stupid. You are not the kind of guy who gets the hot girl. You lack self-confidence but most importantly you lack a decent sized dick.

Continue reading “Morgan’s Kiss My Ass/No Pussy For A Loser Like You Phone Sex” →

Night

Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357

It’s that time again! GAME NIGHT! Now, this game isn’t one of speed or skill but one of PERSONALITY! That’s what she said will be a “caption this game” featuring the most awkward photos of orgasm faces I could find. Your job is to make us laugh with the most creative, whity caption.

Us Candy Girls are known to have pretty sharp tongues and can cut you to the quick, this will be your chance to shine and delight us!

Continue reading “That’s What She Said Phonesex GAME NIGHT With Kayla” →

Oink

Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270  

I may be a day late but I will never be a dollar short with you oink boys running around. I know, I know. Yesterday’s holiday isn’t ACTUALLY about Paypig’s but you have to admit it would be fun to have your own day. One where you just know you are expected to come out of pocket for everything.

I personally expect you to oink for me while giving up your cash every day but making you pay on a day meant for you just makes me giddy. Were you a good oinker? No? Then you better make up for it today little loser. March is a month meant for growth and opportunity. Take the opportunity to pay me now.

Continue reading “National OINK Day Phonesex With Feisty Wifey Felicity” →

asianfootfetish

ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

So many men have a foot fetish, but an Asian foot fetish takes it to the next level. There is nothing that can compare to my tiny, size 5 feet. Perfect toes and soft, silken soles for you to worship. What could be sexier? I love to wear strappy sandals out in public because of the reaction I get.

Continue reading “Alyssa’s Foot Fetish Perfection Phone Sex” →

homewreckerphonesex

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

I can’t believe that for so long I categorized men into two basic categories – alpha and beta. Sure, most men do fall into either of those categories, but until I came across Todd, I was definitely oversimplifying. Let me give you a bit of background on this Omega male. Of course there is also the elusive Sigma male, but I will address that particular male in a later blog.

He is college educated and middle to upper class and married with two kids. Why would he be calling a phone sex service? Now, Todd has been henpecked for years by his domineering and very demanding wife. But, Todd thinks he is an Alpha male. He shows disdain for sissy boys, cuckolds and other Beta males. He mistakenly confuses the term Beta as a synonym for weak and easily dominated. Yes, Todd is ill-informed and quite ignorant.

Continue reading “Willow’s Case Study of an Omega Male Phone Sex” →

XXX  Collette  XXX  1-844-332-2639  ext 383

Shop.  Fuck.  Sleep.  Repeat.  That was the motto of my last weekend getaway with my lover.  He knows that I’m more that just an expensive HOT MILF bitch, he also know that I own his cock and his wallet.  So he took me on a trip to get my mind off of the mundane things in life.

Shop.  Fuck.  Sleep.  Repeat.  He had me recite those four amazing words as we drove for hours.  By the time we got to the hotel, my pussy was fucking dripping wet.  I wasn’t sure what turned me on more.  Was it my lover knowing exactly how to press my buttons, or the fact that I was going to have an amazing weekend.  Continue reading “$hop, $leep, Fuck, Repeat Phone$ex” →

olivia045

~~~~Olivia~~~~844-332-2639 x 226~~~~

By now I’m guessing you know I like to be outdoors. My friends and I took advantage of the nice weather last weekend and went to the lake. My family has a nice little cabin there. My best friend; her husband and myself.

He is the shutterbug type. Hope you like this picture he took. After a few photos, we went into the lake for a dip. I couldn’t help but see how hard his cock was already. After playing in the water for a bit; I felt some hands on my ass. Seems as if my girlfriend had given him the go-ahead. to go after me. First thing I could feel was that hardness running up my ass cheek. Continue reading “Threesome Phone Sex” →

*LUCY*  844-332-2639 xxx- 221

I love lots of different fetishes and it’s always fun to hear about which ones really get you hard but you know what really gets me going sometimes? Just “regular” mutual masturbation calls. I want you to lie back and touch yourself and let me listen. That gets me so excited and my pussy starts to tingle. So much so that I wont be able to ignore it and I’ll have to reach down and start touching myself.

When I say that I want you to let me listen to you jerk off, I mean it. I want you to lube up your cock and let me hear you stroke it. Maybe you’ll even let me tell you how to get off. Sometimes it’s nice to let someone else take control of your pleasure. Just let me tell you how hard to grip it, how fast to stroke it, and when you start getting close to cumming, I might even tell you to stop for a bit.

Continue reading “Make Me Cum Phone Sex” →