WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230
Are you feeling lucky? No? Well, I can change that. All it takes is a simple phone call and I will take it from there. No matter what your kink is, leave it to me to take it next level for you.
Category: GFE Phonesex
*Allison* 844-33-CANDY ext 286
I cherish all of the lovers that I have. They are all so unique in one way or another. Each lover is his own person with his own special quirks. I must understand and accept them for who they are. In return, they give me their hearts and their delicious dicks. I treat every one of my relationships as an opportunity to become a better lover. This is how I have become the Queen of Hearts.
How do you spice up a game of chess? With a Kinky Chess Bet! I was feeling reckless and it’d been awhile since anyone beat me in a game of chess. He was modestly confident in his abilities. I believed he would play a good game but that I would be triumphant in the end.
While we set up the board, he smirked and asked me if I’d like to make things interesting. I grinned and asked him what he had in mind. He offered me a wager. If he won I would submit to him for 3 hours and if I won, I’d be treated to a sensual massage.
Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
Oh has it been a day! I have to explain to you the trouble Dr. Kooky has gotten me into now. In (Part one) I explained how Kooky invented an antidote for the recent virus outbreak and I also explained how I accidentally swallowed it when he confused the antidote for a migraine medicine he had concocted for me. I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, I really appreciate him trying to help me but when he confused the pills, the next thing that happened was forever life-changing.
He can’t remember how he created the antidote for the virus and now my body is the cure. That’s right, to cure the recent outbreak, I…Kayla… have to fuck anyone who is infected and my bodily fluids interacting with theirs will cure them as well. You might be thinking, then they can cure other people too, no big deal.
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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Are you ready to get your game on? Since it’s almost my favorite time of the year – yes I am a fanatic of college basketball, my game will be sports related. Lots of sexy sports trivia and a chance to win a free 15 minute phone sex call. Sounds like a win win to me. Game time starts at 2:00 PM EST in the Phone Sex Candy Chatroom.
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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
I know you are wondering why I am fucking all of your friends, even your enemies but not you. It’s simple, stupid. You are not the kind of guy who gets the hot girl. You lack self-confidence but most importantly you lack a decent sized dick.
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Kayla Cumsalot 1844-33-CANDY ext 357
It’s that time again! GAME NIGHT! Now, this game isn’t one of speed or skill but one of PERSONALITY! That’s what she said will be a “caption this game” featuring the most awkward photos of orgasm faces I could find. Your job is to make us laugh with the most creative, whity caption.
Us Candy Girls are known to have pretty sharp tongues and can cut you to the quick, this will be your chance to shine and delight us!
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Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270
I may be a day late but I will never be a dollar short with you oink boys running around. I know, I know. Yesterday’s holiday isn’t ACTUALLY about Paypig’s but you have to admit it would be fun to have your own day. One where you just know you are expected to come out of pocket for everything.
I personally expect you to oink for me while giving up your cash every day but making you pay on a day meant for you just makes me giddy. Were you a good oinker? No? Then you better make up for it today little loser. March is a month meant for growth and opportunity. Take the opportunity to pay me now.
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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
So many men have a foot fetish, but an Asian foot fetish takes it to the next level. There is nothing that can compare to my tiny, size 5 feet. Perfect toes and soft, silken soles for you to worship. What could be sexier? I love to wear strappy sandals out in public because of the reaction I get.
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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
I can’t believe that for so long I categorized men into two basic categories – alpha and beta. Sure, most men do fall into either of those categories, but until I came across Todd, I was definitely oversimplifying. Let me give you a bit of background on this Omega male. Of course there is also the elusive Sigma male, but I will address that particular male in a later blog.
He is college educated and middle to upper class and married with two kids. Why would he be calling a phone sex service? Now, Todd has been henpecked for years by his domineering and very demanding wife. But, Todd thinks he is an Alpha male. He shows disdain for sissy boys, cuckolds and other Beta males. He mistakenly confuses the term Beta as a synonym for weak and easily dominated. Yes, Todd is ill-informed and quite ignorant.
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