WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230
It’s officially March Madness, do you have your brackets ready? Or more importantly, is your cock ready? As intense as the basketball championship can be, what I have planned for you and your cock is even more intense.
Category: barely legal
I went to a St. Patrick’s day party and drank way too many GREEN BEERS. My head was swimming but there was this super nice guy who came to my rescue. I couldn’t really tell you what he looked like because of the very thick beer goggles I had on!
My friends took my keys (thank you) but I was still pouting about wanting to take myself home. ‘Cus I’m a BIG GIRL after all. The guy who I said rescued me, well he offered to take me home. I swayed and weaved on the way out the door until he scooped me up in his big arms and carried me into his truck.
Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228
Hey there, my horny math nerd! As you know Thursday, March 14th is Pi day. How ware you going to celebrate? I have a HOT idea. Why not take your index finger and make gentle circles around the circumference of my clit? Might you have trouble finding it? No worries. I’m sure the tip of your tongue can find it. And I’ll help! You’ll get me in the mood to celebrate Pi day too while you have fun with my pie 😉 In fact, my excitement will grow geometrically! And then I can think of a few ways to excite you in return. From where I’m sitting, it looks like you measure more than 3.14159265359 inches and you know how much I love big boys…
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
In case you didn’t realize it, today is National Steak & Blow Job Day. This is the day that’s all about the man for once. You get to enjoy red meat and a sexy, sloppy blow job. I mean, what could be better, right?
Steak & Blow Job Day was created as the male response to Valentine’s Day. It’s exactly a month later and it’s basically payback day for men. After all of the roses and gifts, the guy finally gets his.
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Avery 1-844-332-2639 ext. 228
You know, I really don’t understand why your wife has a problem with me being a home wrecking slut. I mean, honestly – if she put out, then you wouldn’t even be calling me and spoiling me with orgasms and gifts. And for the record, I never mind being called a home wrecker because I’m just doing what she should be doing for you. And since she doesn’t, I’m more than willing to take her place. As you know, I’m a really good phone fuck. And I appreciate you saying I’m amazing to just talk to also. It’s good to have someone like you that appreciates all of the gifts I have to offer.
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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Happy Mardi Gras! It’s Fat Tuesday and I have decided to celebrate fat cocks. I love all sizes of cock. That’s right, I said it. Even the tiny dicks. I mean they are something to laugh at and make fun of so even they serve a purpose. But today isn’t even about that. Today, we shall honor thy fat cock. Those thick, juicy ones that just fill you up so perfectly.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Awwe, do you feel like less than a man? Possibly wishing you were more like those Alpha types you see around you? But, instead, you feel more like a cuck in every area of your life. Nothing ever seems to go your way, does it? Do you know the reason for this? Here’s a hint, look down at your crotch area. See that pathetic excuse of a cock? There is your reason.
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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
It’s Saturday and that means Game Day at Phone Sex Candy. Are you ready to get your game on? You have the chance to win a free 15-minute call with the phone sex vixen of your choice.
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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
I have the perfect phone sex cocktail for you. It definitely involves my sexy, engaging voice. The recipe can vary but will always end with you having the orgasm of your life. I am an expert cocktease and I know exactly what buttons to push to get you right over the edge.
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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext 230
I really should come with a warning label. As in, warning: able to catch fire and burn easily. Too hot for you to handle, perhaps. But it really wouldn’t matter to you, would it? You would still risk being burned just to get close to me.
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