MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
I know you are wondering why I am fucking all of your friends, even your enemies but not you. It’s simple, stupid. You are not the kind of guy who gets the hot girl. You lack self-confidence but most importantly you lack a decent sized cock.
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Are you a collector? Don’t be shy lots of guys collect things. Maybe you’re a collector and you don’t even know it. So you keep track of how many girls you fuck? That’s you being a collector then. I have a buddy I like to fuck from time to time who is a collector. Not something you might think a man like him would collect. He collects dolls.
I don’t mean sex dolls no just actual dolls. Some are china dolls, some are baby dolls some are barbies. He just has a little bit over everything. I have always wanted to work that into our play somehow and never really put too much thought into it but I think I have come up with something that might actually do the trick.
1-844-332-2639 ext 411
I have set up some fun for us. In the middle of the room, you see a computer and a chair. Yes, this is for you. I want you to sit down for me. Do not worry I shall stand right here behind you. I have spent some time doing some online shopping. Some items that I really felt like you needed. I want you to go right now to the order on the site I have pulled up.
As you sit down in the chair I can sense your excitement grow. Seeing the site I have pulled up your mouth drops open as you lick your lips. A women’s clothing store is staring you back in the face. You pull up the order I have now made on your behalf. All the clothing of course is women’s clothing. All for you. Your cock gets harder as you look through all the clothing I have picked out for you.
1-844-332-2639 Ext 204
Down and dirty in the dirty south. Everyone has heard that sayin. Well, I am here to tell you that THAT is exactly how things get round here. The sayin ‘work hard play harder’ was invented here. And when we’ve worked hard all week there ain’t nothin like gettin a little crazy on the weekend.
There is always a bonfire goin down at someone’s house. If it ain’t mine it’s Mary or Lenny or Ben or Ash we all have our turn. And you always know when you end up at Clint’s then things are goin to be off the chain! Me workin on the farm all week and my good friend Cindy who works at the corner market. That’s who is in the ring.
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I’m really not a hard girl to figure out. I like many girls have a plan of what I want to achieve out of life. Most girls though want to get married have a few kids and a nice house. Maybe some time to themself to do some mundane hobby they have. Not me. I want something very simple. Yep, I just want to rule the world! I mean that seriously. No joking about it.
I would be a wonderful ruler of the world. With my magical practices and ideas. Not to mention I’m hot as fuck and know it. Super easy on the eyes. I would be ruling things in a supervillain sort of way. But as long as the world just meets my demands there won’t be a problem. If there seems to be one I will fix that right away.
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 232
I enjoy a SugarDick. There is really nothing better than an older, married man who wants to lavish and spoil a naughty little girl like me. I get the best of both worlds – an older, experienced man who wants to please my young pussy and enough financial resources to spoil me silly.
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Torri ext 204 ~ Zoey ext 403 ~ Idun ext 369
In the city of Loserville PowerSlut Girls: Bubblebooty, Blossompussy, and ButterDCup are getting a call from the very needy Mayor.
“Girls we have a situation on our hands Miss Bellumbottom wants to give your old Mayor of Loserville a reach around while she does some service on the Mayoral backdoor with her long and thick Bellumrod but my little Mayors assistant just won’t stand up for the job. I NEED THE POWERSLUT GIRLS!!!’’
Blossompussy is quick to accept this job. “ Of course Mayor you can always count on the Powerslut girls!” She hangs up and turns to her sexy sisters! “We have to help the Mayor! Miss Bellumbottom is going to give the Mayor a reach around and tug during his pegging today as a present and our Mayors little bitter just isn’t up for the task! You know what you must do!”
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I am a Queen. Not literally by any sort of lineage or paperwork. But I am a Queen in this role play. I am the Queen of the land somewhere in the 1800s. You are my attendant. You are a new attendant as the King my husband had the old one removed permanently via a sword to the neck. Why? Well for fucking his dear wife of course.
A scandal in the castle is something that he just simply can not abide by. You already have heard the rumors and you know you have to mind your place with the most beautiful woman of all the land. I am not going to let that happen though. I ordered my attendant to fuck me. Yes he enjoyed it and yes he wanted to BUT he was hesitant because he knew what would happen if he was caught.
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
Spring has sprung! I don’t know about you but I’m feeling extra feisty and sexual these days. I’m sure you can make me crazy with that cock. But that wallet really drives me over the edge. I so enjoy milking that wallet and owning your dick. You tell me to walk on your back? Sure. You tell me to put my tiny feet around your cock for a sexy Asian footjob. OK, mister, I can do that anytime.
1-844-332-2639 Ext 204
I’m a collector. That’s not really an odd thing. Lots of people collect different things. Not cocks though. Yea I collect dicks. No, I’m not just goin around whackin off wangs and puttin them in a jar to hide around my farm. Though that does sound like the start of a horror movie in my neck of the woods. 400-acre farm no one to hear you scream lol.
No, I like strap-ons and dildos. I am gettin pretty bored with the ones that I have though. What I really want is somethin new and excitin. Doesn’t seem to be somethin easy to find though. I have been all over the internet tryin to find somethin that sparked my interest. But nothin. I went to the one sex shop we have in my little town.