Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394
That’s right! It’s time for my second most favorite holiday ever next to Halloween. The holiday where eager asses need to be battered, beaten and bruised. Both the naughty and the nice deserve special attention, because it’s Spanksgiving! The day where I get a gravy ladle, bend you over the dinner table, and beat your ass like a bad boy.
I know you’re a sick fuck that craves something different. Something that you can’t easily obtain. You try to suppress your true desires but why continue to fight it? Admit that you want a young Daddy’s girl to use as you wish. You’re too much of a pussy to find one on your own which is why you need the help of a smart accomplice like me.
VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232
When I enter any venue, I am aware of the eyes on me. It’s almost like a high of sorts. To know that my sexual energy is so powerful that it takes up all of the oxygen in the room. It’s taken time to get to this point. To become a true temptress who owns her sexual power doesn’t just come to one at an early age. It has to be developed.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
It’s my birthday! Yes, I am available on my birthday. Oh, I could have taken the day off but I would much rather play and have some fun with you on this incredible day. Birthday Sex is always the best.
Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394
Did I ever tell you how much I hate the fucking cold? I did? Well too bad, because I’m going to talk about it again. Now sit your ass down and listen to me complain. (Besides, I know you get off on it, stop acting like you’re so fucking important.) You may think the Winter is all about gifts and family, but for me… it’s the season that scares all the cock away.
VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232
Seth had suffered an emotionally damaging year. His wife had left him. His kids despised him. He was underappreciated at work. His body had gone to pot and he had very low self esteem. This was the state that he was in when I met him at a bar.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
It’s Saturday and that means Game Day at Phone Sex Candy. I will be your fabulous host and the theme will be Homewreckers. Put your thinking cap on and bring your dick too. I have a naughty, thought provoking and cock stimulating game in store for you. The winner receives a free 15 minute phone sex call with one of the sexy phone sex vixens in attendance. What could be better?
Sexy Lexi 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 261
That’s right, boys! Just like all the other fake made up holidays, this is another one to add to your list. I’ve got it figured out, though! This is all economics, or something. I’ve been studying this in school. It’s all a matter of supply and demand. I have a question for you. Do you pay for porn? No! Of course you don’t fucking pay for porn, nobody pays for porn! But this is all a dark plan by all the porn companies out there.
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
I love being a Sugarbaby, but being an Asian Sugarbaby is even better. Why? Because men just seem to have a weakness for hot Asian girls. I love the attention and I also adore the perks. From Hermes to Chanel, the gifts just keep coming.
Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394
I’m so excited! Did you hear that the sequel to one of my favorite games is coming out?!?! I don’t want to risk saying it here, but it’s the one where you are the adventurer and you have to fight the forces of evil and the 3 brothers. (Look, call me if you want to know more) Well the 4th installment is coming out, and you have to fight Lillith. At least maybe, I think. Either way, I’m excited to play even though it’ll probably be 2 years before it’s out. But it got me thinking….