EXT 283 MISTRESS PANDORA
Loser, rinse repeat, bring me your wallet. Sharing is caring I always say and for losers like you, paying is caring. That’s the only way to make me care about a pathetic fuck like you. I wouldn’t necessarily say care, but be inspired to listen to your fucking drivel.
Every time I swipe your card and rinse your wallet, you’ve at least served a purpose. Chin up, fuck boy… It’s my actual job, so I have to listen. I’m greedy, and I love plastic. What I can’t stand are fucking losers. You all sure seem to like me enough though. Tips and tributes are your contributions to my boredom and a general disdain for having to deal with you.