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My boyfriend’s birthday was coming up and I decided it was time for us to make a change I’d been considering for a while.  He’s sweet and attentive but every girl will tell you sometimes that just isn’t enough.  Sometimes the size of the ship isn’t adequate despite the motion of the ocean.  After talking to some of my closest friends, we decided on a plan of action.  Why not put it into place on his birthday as the perfect present to both him and me?  I set everything up and waited until the day came around.  Finally, my boyfriend’s birthday rolled around, and it was time to let him know he’d be a baby from now on.

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Big Cock Addict

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I’m a big cock addict and I don’t care what anyone thinks about it. In my opinion, there is absolutely nothing more delicious than a big black cock. I think that’s why BBC calls are so popular. Men want to hear all about how much a woman loves to have her pussy stretched out by a fat black cock. They want to know that a woman is being pleased by a real man. And trust me, nothing is more pleasing to a white pussy than a thick black cock.

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Lame men like you always make me laugh. I see you over there with your tiny little dick. You think if you call me I have to tell you how much I want to fuck you since you’re paying. But guess what? That’s not true at all. Because I don’t want to fuck you. What do you think I’m going to do with that little dick lol?

I won’t let you forget that you have a little dick when you call either. A little bit of humiliation never hurt anyone. You’re kind of a loser so it will probably even turn you on. You’re getting hard right now just thinking about it.

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Tiny Dick loser, I assume you’re used to being called that all the time right? What a pathetic excuse for a penis you have. It’s not even a pathetic excuse actually. It’s a flat out insult to the word penis. Wait a minute, are you a girl? Did your parents really want a son? Are you sure that’s a tiny little dick and not a clit?

You’re not getting remotely close to my pussy with that thing. All that you’re going to get it SPH phone sex. It seriously cracks me up when you dorks rub your little wee wee’s like a woman flicks her bean and you call it jacking off. It’s honestly just too much but it does make me laugh.

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Sissy stick sluts listen up!! Oh, hey SPH Phonesex Loser Boy! What do you think you’re going to do with THAT? It looks like an oversized clit! Even when you add 1/4 or 1/2 an inch to anything under seven inches you know that it won’t matter! You shouldn’t be talking about that like it’s going to do anything for anyone. Your teeny weenie is a joke. And I can’t wait to giggle in your ear and crack up laughing!

I’ll snap a few pictures to show my friends what you consider a dick. This humiliation phone sex session is going to be perfect. Go ahead and dial me, loser boy, it’s not like you have a date tonight or something hah!! I’m sure Saturday are very lonely for little clit dickies boys like you! I’m certain you are alone, wanking your sissy stick, twisting it in between your thumb and forefinger.

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So, this pillow humping fucking loser called me last night. And yes, it definitely WAS as pathetic as it sounds. He called to tell me that he had a “3-inch sissy stick”. The rest of the introduction was missed because I was laughing so hard. He told me he was a pathetic loser with no life and that I would see him coming a mile away. He explained that his three-inch thumbelina weenie sat right on top of his useless balls. I almost gagged.

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A cum eating loser boy cuck represents a second class “man” for second-hand seed. The salty creamy deliciousness that is dripping from the pussy you crave needs your submissive skill set. Your little weenie isn’t going to do the trick, but it doesn’t mean that you can’t be a contributing member of my sex life (with REAL MEN). You simply must know your place. Your place is underneath me and him and anyone else I invite. Got it?

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Avery  1-844-332-2639 ext. 228

Well, well, well what do we have here? Not much if you ask me. No really, what is it? I literally can’t tell if it’s a clit or a dick? Your dick, if you can even call it that, is super pathetic. What is it, like 4 inches? Yeah, I’m probably being generous with that estimate, huh?

It doesn’t matter exactly what size it is. It’s not big enough for me and that’s all you need to know. The best you can ever hope for from me is for me to make fun of you and to hear my adorable laugh when you call me for some SPH fun, well fun for me.

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Sacrificing Your Small Dick Phonesex

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You’re a pathetic worm. I can not believe that you thought that I would bend over backward to impress you. How can anyone take you seriously with that useless whoopie cushion flapping between your legs? Your dick is so small that you have to use the thumb of a latex glove for a condom. This is why I’ll be sacrificing your small dick. You can’t even use it anyways.

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Aren’t you a walking lose-lose situation? Look at you, you pathetic excuse for a “man”. If I even TALK to you, it’s a win for you. Good thing you have to pay me by the minute to listen to your underling drivel. Are you a pillow humping, hand fucking homo? The only skill you possess is premature ejaculation. Your mother must be so proud. *Eyeroll*

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