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Tiny Dick loser, I assume you’re used to being called that all the time right? What a pathetic excuse for a penis you have. It’s not even a pathetic excuse actually. It’s a flat out insult to the word penis. Wait a minute, are you a girl? Did your parents really want a son? Are you sure that’s a tiny little dick and not a clit?

You’re not getting remotely close to my pussy with that thing. All that you’re going to get it SPH phone sex. It seriously cracks me up when you dorks rub your little wee wee’s like a woman flicks her bean and you call it jacking off. It’s honestly just too much but it does make me laugh.

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Aren’t you a walking lose-lose situation? Look at you, you pathetic excuse for a “man”. If I even TALK to you, it’s a win for you. Good thing you have to pay me by the minute to listen to your underling drivel. Are you a pillow humping, hand fucking homo? The only skill you possess is premature ejaculation. Your mother must be so proud. *Eyeroll*

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Damn bitch that dick small af! The heck you thinking whipping out that shriveled up prune in front of me! Lemme get my magnifying glass to get a closer look at it. Yup, that’s definitely not enough dick to make Mama happy! Get that dick away from me and just lick my pussy or something, shoot!

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