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Oink

Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270  

I may be a day late but I will never be a dollar short with you oink boys running around. I know, I know. Yesterday’s holiday isn’t ACTUALLY about Paypig’s but you have to admit it would be fun to have your own day. One where you just know you are expected to come out of pocket for everything.

I personally expect you to oink for me while giving up your cash every day but making you pay on a day meant for you just makes me giddy. Were you a good oinker? No? Then you better make up for it today little loser. March is a month meant for growth and opportunity. Take the opportunity to pay me now.

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Heavenly Phonesex
844-332-2639 ext 390

Everyone is playing it. The newest, shiniest update to the latest game with the initials C O D. Almost painfully, this one is so spell bounding it can get boys to ignore me. That’s right, me, and my Heavenly Phonesex likeness being overshadowed by digi pew pew.

My “friend” Ted was holding us up from other fun and games with his millionth round of pew pew. That’s when I decided to have some fun myself. 

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homewreckerphonesex

WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

I can’t believe that for so long I categorized men into two basic categories – alpha and beta. Sure, most men do fall into either of those categories, but until I came across Todd, I was definitely oversimplifying. Let me give you a bit of background on this Omega male. Of course there is also the elusive Sigma male, but I will address that particular male in a later blog.

He is college educated and middle to upper class and married with two kids. Why would he be calling a phone sex service? Now, Todd has been henpecked for years by his domineering and very demanding wife. But, Todd thinks he is an Alpha male. He shows disdain for sissy boys, cuckolds and other Beta males. He mistakenly confuses the term Beta as a synonym for weak and easily dominated. Yes, Todd is ill-informed and quite ignorant.

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Nasty Subbie Slut Phonesex

*Allison* 844-33-CANDY ext 286

Baby, I know what you really crave. There is no need to tiptoe around it. You are used to women judging you harshly for what your dick really wants. I promise that I am the nasty subbie slut of your dreams. I don’t have any limits and I always want to get nastier with each session that we do together.

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Ms. Bratty Kelsey 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639) Ext:358

I’m Kelsey candy’s newest teen brat Expect the unexpected because you don’t know which part of me, you’re going to get. The scary part is it all depends on you. That’s right it all depends on YOU.  I’m Kelsey i’m Seeking Trouble

If you come to me as an worthy alpha-male I will drop to my knees with a promise to be on my best behavior an obey all you ever ask of me. I love how eager an desperate I am to please your every single want. I cant help it something about you alpha males knowing exactly how to use your power. Continue reading “Phone Sex Newbie; Ms Bratty Kelsey Seeking Trouble!” →

Cowboy Riding Phone Sex

I’m taking a trip Monday!  I’m flying out to Vegas to see Kayla!  😀  We have been planning this trip for so long.  I really hope Vegas is ready for the Zoey-Kayla duo of naughty sexiness.  Will Vegas be the same after my trip is over and we’ve partied all week long?

What prompted the trip was Kayla letting me know that the Professional Bull Riding Championships will be in Vegas this week.  Hot, hard cowboys who know how to hold on and ride a wild 8 seconds has always been a draw for me.  I love it when the county fairs have their local rodeos in the summer.  But this, is a building full of hardened professional cowboys away from their families and oh so vulnerable.

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pussy licking daddy

Sexy Lexi 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 261

I have a certain special daddy who loves to lick my pussy.  And, like, who can blame him, really.  I’ve been told so many times how delectable my tight teen pussy is.  It’s pretty obvious why they can’t get enough of it.  But this pussy licking daddy, who clearly can’t get enough, is obviously addicted and will do anything just to have a taste.

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Panties Strip Show Phonesex

*Allison* 844-33-CANDY ext 286

Mmm, I have so many lovely pieces hiding in my lingerie chest just waiting to be admired by you. I know how much you love hearing me describe my panties. Hearing me slowly pull them up while I tell you how amazing they look on my ass. Let me show you a few. We’ll see which pair of my panties is your favorite.

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drink

Phonesex with Felicity 1844-332-2639 x 270

Hey babes! It’s National Drink that drink all Mommy’s love! If you haven’t picked up a lovely bottle for the girl in your home then you better send Mommy Felicity some money to stock up on her own bottle. I’m not picky when it comes to wine. Even a cheap bottle of Boonsfarm will keep me happy and buzzing.

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Kayla and I are two girls who complete a black and white Oreo cookie and I bet you love it when we have some cream between us.  Some even call us the Ying and Yang of phone sex.  Kayla loves to make you hurt and beg her to stop.  I love to kiss it and make it all better and beg you for more.  We are the ultimate compliment to one another cumming together in perfection.

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