WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
It’s my birthday! Yes, I am available on my birthday. Oh, I could have taken the day off but I would much rather play and have some fun with you on this incredible day. Birthday Sex is always the best.
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Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394
Did I ever tell you how much I hate the fucking cold? I did? Well too bad, because I’m going to talk about it again. Now sit your ass down and listen to me complain. (Besides, I know you get off on it, stop acting like you’re so fucking important.) You may think the Winter is all about gifts and family, but for me… it’s the season that scares all the cock away.
VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232
Seth had suffered an emotionally damaging year. His wife had left him. His kids despised him. He was underappreciated at work. His body had gone to pot and he had very low self esteem. This was the state that he was in when I met him at a bar.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
It’s Saturday and that means Game Day at Phone Sex Candy. I will be your fabulous host and the theme will be Homewreckers. Put your thinking cap on and bring your dick too. I have a naughty, thought provoking and cock stimulating game in store for you. The winner receives a free 15 minute phone sex call with one of the sexy phone sex vixens in attendance. What could be better?
Sexy Lexi 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 261
That’s right, boys! Just like all the other fake made up holidays, this is another one to add to your list. I’ve got it figured out, though! This is all economics, or something. I’ve been studying this in school. It’s all a matter of supply and demand. I have a question for you. Do you pay for porn? No! Of course you don’t fucking pay for porn, nobody pays for porn! But this is all a dark plan by all the porn companies out there.
ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202
I love being a Sugarbaby, but being an Asian Sugarbaby is even better. Why? Because men just seem to have a weakness for hot Asian girls. I love the attention and I also adore the perks. From Hermes to Chanel, the gifts just keep coming.
Sinful Serinda 844-33-CANDY (844-332-2639), ext. 394
I’m so excited! Did you hear that the sequel to one of my favorite games is coming out?!?! I don’t want to risk saying it here, but it’s the one where you are the adventurer and you have to fight the forces of evil and the 3 brothers. (Look, call me if you want to know more) Well the 4th installment is coming out, and you have to fight Lillith. At least maybe, I think. Either way, I’m excited to play even though it’ll probably be 2 years before it’s out. But it got me thinking….
MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236
It’s November and that means that your little cock is going in the cage and will be on lockdown for the entire month. That’s right, November is No Pussy for you. Not that you would ever have a chance with this pussy, but I’m talking about all pussy.
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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232
Welcome to November, darling. This is that naughty month where you can be so very bad before you have to pretend that you have been a good boy. We both know that you have never been a “good boy”, don’t we? You have a naughty streak that you just can’t hide.
People in your life think you are a grown-ass man but if only they knew the truth. You are the neediest attention whore I have ever met. If you think this blog is about you, then it probably is.
As my BFF says “Check yourself before you wreck yourself, booboo.” It’s insane the amount of bitch boy entitlement that runs amuck round here. Like fruit flies around rotting pussy. It’s disgusting!
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