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So there’s a silly baby boy that crawls into my inbox every now and then, demanding my precious attention. Of course I give it to him, because who can resist an adorable little thing? Sweet Baby Riley knows his manners, even though he is needy… But that’s to be expected of a baby boy, isn’t it? Definitely not “big boy” behavior!
I was walking around the side of the daycare to throw away the days garbage. Lots of used diapers, wipes, gloves, and tubs of used diaper cream. And I had the shock of my life! There was a man bend over in the side of the dumpster, rifling through all of the trash! I asked him what in the world was he doing in the daycare dumpster. He said he was looking for used diapers to masturbate with. I mean, how disgusting is that? To use dirty diapers from a daycare to jack off? There had to be a way to punish him for doing this!
Hello baby! Welcome to Doctor Mila’s practice! I see you have booked an appointment with me. All the other Doctors are so booked up, I’m glad I had an opening for you. Now, what is this concern of yours? Nothing to be embarrassed about here. Oh my, that is a problem. We have a program at this clinic to help out people with small cocks like that. Did you want to hear about it? It is entirely confidential, I promise. You don’t have to worry about the world knowing about that… little… problem. To be honest, in my years of practicing medicine, I have never seen one so pathetic. Let me tell you about my treatment program.
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I hate being disappointed, but I enjoy Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex. It’s 5 p.m. on a Friday, and as a result, the office cleared out fast.
I had a few things to finish up for the meeting on Monday.
Then, I noticed Mr. Johnson glaring at his computer. Being attracted to your boss makes for some hard workdays. As a result, I’ve masturbated many nights, thinking about his cock. He was timid. Therefore, I knew I would have to make the first move and seduce him.
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Taxing Tiny Dicks – Just look at that pathetic excuse for a penis. You seriously do not measure up. I suppose when they were handing out dicks, you got what was leftover? That’s really sad for you but hilarious and lucrative for me. Since it’s almost tax time as in taxes are due, I’ve decided to tax your cock. The less dick you have, the more you pay. It really makes sense if you think about it. The great thing is that you actually get some attention from me. So, just refer to the chart and see how you measure up or in your case how you don’t measure up.
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