WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230
Taxing Tiny Dicks – Just look at that pathetic excuse for a penis. You seriously do not measure up. I suppose when they were handing out dicks, you got what was leftover? That’s really sad for you but hilarious and lucrative for me. Since it’s almost tax time as in taxes are due, I’ve decided to tax your cock. The less dick you have, the more you pay. It really makes sense if you think about it. The great thing is that you actually get some attention from me. So, just refer to the chart and see how you measure up or in your case how you don’t measure up.
Taxing Tiny Dicks – Losers Pay By The Inch
I really do enjoy financial domination. There is nothing like that rush when I have you right on the verge of going overboard. When you aren’t even thinking clearly anymore. I should just start my own financial institution and tax all of the tiny dick losers.
If you want to interact with elite level pussy, you should be prepared to pay for the privilege. This pussy is upper level and top tier. You didn’t think you would just get free access, now, did you? LOL. Don’t be delusional and don’t get it twisted. By my calculations you should compensate financially for your lack thereof.
This is why I have created a tax bracket chart for your convenience. It really simplifies and breaks it down for you. Just measure your pathetic pecker and pay up. This shouldn’t be a new thing for you. I’m sure you are accustomed to paying by now.
Are you ready for the real financial domination treatment? I’m not talking some frivolous exercise in tapping that account. I’m talking corporate raider, financial ruination level fun. Pay to play with that little dick.
It’s time to inflict some real financial ruin. Just think of me as the corporate raider of your cock.
WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230