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Cory 1-844-332-2639 ext 407

Recently, I stumbled upon a quaint little shop. “Sweets and Treats” was written in bold, colorful letters above the door. The aroma of sugary delights wafted out into the chilly air drew me in like a magnet. Inside, I found a treasure trove of Christmas candy, with jars of gummies, bins of chocolates, and trays of sugary cookies. YUM! My mouth watered in anticipation!

But, as I made my way deeper into the shop, I began to notice something was a bit…off. Amidst the candy canes and gingerbread men, there were other, more unusual items on display. At first, I thought they were just cleverly designed candies, but as I took a closer look, I realized that they were actually sex toys, cleverly disguised as sweets! There were gummy men with rather surprising protrusions, lollipops that were clearly designed for a very different kind of sucking, and candy canes that looked like they would be better used as butt plugs than tasty treats.

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What Are You Doing?

Francie xXx 1844-332-2639 xXx 208

Have you ever gotten that text? “What are you doing?” Maybe it’s just me, but I think those four words hold so much promise. Last night, I was bored and wanted to have some fun. Some productive fun. I’d ordered a new fuck machine and really wanted to test it out on a willing victim.

Sure, I know what you’re thinking, “willing?” Yes. Most often, I do like to take my prey by surprise, but I wanted an honest review of my new toy, so I texted my girlfriend to see if she’d be up for a bit of experimenting.

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Krysta 844-332-2639 Ext. 410

You’ve made a BIG mistake, Daddy. I’ve told you several times now, I’m a big girl, and I’ll do as I please! Don’t take my toys away! If I wanna stay in my room and masturbate all day on the phone with random men, I should be allowed! But you never stay in your lane, Daddy. You overstepped and cleaned out my room while I was out with friends.

You stole ALL of my vibrators and other fun sex toys. Someone is going to have to teach you a lesson, and I’m happy to do the job.

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A naked Felicity holds up her red vibrator

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Some men view sex toys as a threat. I’m not sure why, insecurities, I suppose maybe the culprit. A smart man should know to collaborate with a woman’s vibrator and conquer her pleasures. As a woman with many toys, I always get annoyed when a man gets shifty around them.

So what if the girth and length are more impressive than what God gave you? So what if you’ve never heard me make the sounds I’m releasing when the wand is humming on my clit. Don’t back down from a challenge, and definitely don’t take it as a diss. I want to cum.

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