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No Nut November – Access Denied. This is the beginning of a very difficult month for you. You really need to face that fact that your perverted addictions have become a serious problem. It started out so innocently enough. Then it progressed and has taken complete control over your life. You reached out to me for a variety of reasons. Your marriage was in a perpetual rut. This was supposed to be just a bit of harmless fun. You thought a distraction would be good for you. You were so fucking wrong. The fact is, this has became something so much more, hasn’t it? It really is unfortunate that you lack even an ounce of self-discipline or willpower. The very idea of a pervert like you is just deplorable to most people. But that doesn’t stop you from harassing unsuspecting women with your nonsense. I am making it my mission to cockblock you at every turn.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Your Dick is Cumfuzzled, that’s right. There is no “treat” in this Trick or Treat season for you. This will be about the trickery. I love to play tricks on losers everyday of the year but especially on Halloween. That is when I pull out all of the stops.

Let’s just hope for your sake that you can take what’s coming to you. At the very least you will be completely confused and mindfucked, aka cumfuzzled.

And just who will you have to thank for this little predicament of yours? Well, that would be me. I already have a major reputation as a mean cocktease. Your little dickens should be no challenge for me whatsoever. What you need to do is dress the thing up for Halloween.

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A special pill

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Wendy @ 844-33-CANDY, ext. 424

Now that my kids were off to school, I was sitting on my back porch with my bestie just enjoying the peace and quiet.  My friend Angie had just dropped off her own kids and now it was girl time.  The two of us were discussing a little bit of everything, from raising kids to the latest fashions.  And, as always, there was a tad of girlie gossip, something usually unavoidable.  Although I am still single and loving it, Angie had been married for a number of years, something that – quite honestly – never stopped her from her adventurous ways.  What this girl needed was a special pill.

“After this whole pandemic thing, I am so glad that Steve is back in the office.  I missed our time together,” she was telling me.

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Wendy @ 844-33-CANDY, ext. 424

You watch as I twirl the emerald-looking pendant around and around in my fingers.  You quickly look up into my eyes, wondering as to what will happen next, but it is as if I am not even looking at you.  You only hear me whisper, “Sleep”.  You quickly lose consciousness.

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Why are you so obsessed with me? Seriously, you really seem to be really wound up tight, like really sprung. Of course, who could really blame you?  That’s right, yours truly is the baddest, wildest, and craziest, little bitch you will meet. It’s true, I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. It only makes sense that I make you weak in the knees.

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Summer cock in check. This is actually what I have planned for you. Think of this as the beginning of the end for you. Yes, the time is at hand. We both know how desperately you are in need of my services. It’s apparent that you are incapable of controlling your depraved urges. This is why you require my specific skill set. Admitting that you have a phone sex addiction will help me to help you. I am the ultimate solution to your “little” problem.

Giving over control of your masturbatory habits to someone like me will give you the structure and that rush of excitement you’ve been craving. Continue reading “Summer Cock In Check”

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Bad girls have more fun. This is a proven fact and  yours truly is the naughtiest, wildest, and craziest, little bitch you have ever encountered. It’s true, I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. I am built for this. And you are built to eat sandwiches and be a fat fuck.

I’ve told more than one motherfucker to go fuck himself. Believe it or not, I’ve also told several wives they can get over themselves too. It’s not my fault that I’m hot and they are not.

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Complete cuckolding – This involves keeping your cock in check. This is exactly what I have in store for you. Think of this as the beginning of the end for you. Yes, the time is at hand. We both know how desperately you are in need of my services. It’s apparent that you are incapable of controlling your depraved urges. This is why you require my specific skill set. Admitting that you have a phone sex addiction will help me to help you. I am the ultimate solution to your “little” problem.

No, it’s not normal to jerk off 24/7 and let everything else in your life fall by the wayside. Giving over control of your masturbatory habits to someone like me will give you the structure and that rush of excitement you’ve been craving. Continue reading “Complete Cuckolding”

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Effective Cock Control is what I have planned for you. Think of this as the beginning of the end for you. Yes, the time is at hand. We both know how desperately you are in need of my services. It’s apparent that you are incapable of controlling your depraved urges. You require my specific skill set. Admit that you have a phone sex addiction and I will be able to help. I am the ultimate solution to your “little” problem.

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Obsessed Much?

MORGAN 1-844-332-2639 ext 236

Obsessed much? Dude, seriously, you really seem to be sprung. Of course, who could really blame you?  That’s right, yours truly is the baddest, wildest, and craziest, little bitch you will ever come across. It’s true, I’ve been fucking men up for as long as I can remember. In fact, I am built for this life. So, stay obsessed, fuck boy.

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